This is in the FAQ

Sburb works on a separate time stream than Earth.

Ring bearers are only affected by prototypings done pre-entry before the kernels are sent to Derse and Prospit.  That’s why they don’t have traits from nanna, dave, jade, or aradia.

It was created by the tricksters which was the beginning of it’s timeline but also the most recent we’ve seen it so there’s a bit of a gap. An unknown amount of time later but also before, Jake got it out of the Lotus Time Capsule so John might have put it there when the temple was still in the median before it got sent to Earth.  Jake gave it to the bunny who was sent back to the beta session and eventually gave it to John.  

As for how Gamzee got it ??? maybe a different one??? time shenanigans?? 

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Mierfa Durgas and Nektan Whelan

Karkat made all the pre-scratch and the post-scratch trolls.

It was a memory.  The story was the John and Davesprite where doing whatever on LOWAS and it suddenly exploded and she spent the next three years alone for the most part.

He probably had something to do with Skaianet like Rose’s Mom and Grandpa Harley.