Forgotten Homestuck Facts

You sure are sure of yourself even though the one who kicked your ass in the first place is with them.

Anonymous

YES WELL I HAVE GOTTEN STRONGER SINCE THEN AND NOW I ALSO HAVE THE CLOWN AND THE TINY ROBOT TO HELP ME

Hey are you ready to get your ass handed to you by the good guys? XD

Anonymous

THIS IS A TRICK QUESTION.
I WILL NOT BE GETTING MY ASS KICKED BECAUSE I GOT MY ASS KICKED ONCE AND DECIDED I DIDNT LIKE IT SO I WONT BE DOING IT AGAIN

I heard that on the 15th Homestuck's "masterpiece" will be complete. Does that mean the whole series is ending soon or just the current act?

Anonymous

MY MASTERPIECE WILL BE ENDING ON THE 15TH. HOMESTUCK WILL CONTINUE, PROBABLY FOR ABOUT ANOTHER 1.9 YEARS.

How did Gamzee disease that universe??

Anonymous

He used chucklevoodoo to create the harlequin puppet to haunt John’s dreams which caused him to draw Harlequins on him wall which made Dad think John liked harlequins and got him that big one which John would prototype and then the Black Queen made everyone wear harlequin hates which prompted Jack to kill her, take the ring, and eventually become Bec Noir the unbeatable opponent that started the Reckoning early and fucked up the trolls.

yUo are forgetting yoUr qUirk, my fair brother.

Anonymous

NO IM NOT, I KILLED YOU AND STOLE YOURE UPPERCASE U

caliborn more like caliDEAD

Anonymous

IM AFRAID YOURE MISTAKEN, YOURE THINKING OF MY SISTER

Is homestuck trash?

Anonymous

VERY MUCH SO

How Karkat gave cancer to that one universe?

Anonymous

HE DIDNT, HE JUST THINKS HE DID BECAUSE HES A SELFLOATHING PIECE OF CRAP. THE CLOWN TROLL WAS THE ONE THAT ACTUALLY DISEASED THE UNIVERSE.

Oh my god, I started it. I started making you Caliborn.

the-carrot-clarinet

HOW COULD YOU MAKE ME CALIBORN WHEN I WAS ALREADY HIM

This has become an Ask Caliborn blog. Happy 4/13

Anonymous

THIS IS NOT AN ASK CALIBORN BLOG. THIS IS A BLOG WHERE I EDUCATE YOU INFERIOR BEINGS ABOUT THE TRUTHES OF HOMESTUCK.