Homestuck is a thing, but Superwholock is THE thing.

Anonymous

John Egbert does the windy thing

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what are chereubs?? this seems like a stupid question, i know, but my friend has me all confused because she's saying theyre trickster angels, but i dont know.

Anonymous

Aranea explains what cherubs are here but essentially they’re a race of green aliens with an exoskeleton that hatch from eggs. They hatch as a snake and then pupate into a humanoid creature. Two personalities are present in the body and while one is asleep, the other will be awake. One personality is benevolent and the other is malevolent. Eventually one personality will dominate and have complete control of the body, which is signaled by their cheek swirls filling in. When they grow up, they grow either white or black wings for good and evil, respectively. 

UMM??? HOW DARE YOU MOCK AND MAKE FUN OF SUPERWHOLOCKS??????? ARE WE JUST A JOKE TO YOU?? HOMESTUCK ISN'T EVEN GOOD HOMESTUCK IS FUCKING GARBAGE YOU'RE FUCKING GARBAGE

Anonymous

Has it been canonically stated anywhere that a session has to have an even balance of males and females, or is that just an unrelated pattern in the comic?

parlowfylore

Kanaya states here that re population is among the long term responsibilities of the players so that may be the reason why there is an even number of male and female players in the sessions.  

You fuckin piece of shit. Supernatural is loads better than your fucking Homosuck trash.

Anonymous

Speaking of loads, low-blood trolls refer to toilets as load gapers

Bendicklee CUmperpants will eat your spaghetti!!!!!!!! OOOOooooOoOOoooOoOOOOOOOooooooOo........

Anonymous

* angry Superwholock ask *

Anonymous

Homestuck began in 2009

why did lowas explode??

Anonymous

Typheus destroyed the planet because he knew that GameOver! John would bring his planet with him to the retconned timeline. 

Where's the B2 earth at the moment?

Anonymous

Jade took it so its in the medium somewhere, it might still be tiny.

When doea hal's android body appear in canon?

virtuissimo