Isn't Jane's birthday 11/11???
Anonymous
Nope, Jane’s birthday is the same as John’s: April 13th, 1996
who are villans of homestuck and what are their motives/goals?
Anonymous
Black Queen/King/ Agents of Derse: To Destroy Skaia and prevent the creation of Bilious Slick
Bec Noir: Angry Boy, wanna fuck shit up
Doc Scratch: Bring Lord English into Universe A2
Condesce: wants to revive her race so she can rule it
The Felt: Does what Doc Scratch tells ‘em
Jack English: Go coco banans
Gamzee: Wants to help his mirthful messiahs
Lord English: to destroy everything
Heiress Jane: OBEY
Grimbark Jade: to assist the Condesce
Aranea: To change the Alpha Timeline
ICP/Guy Fieri: To rule the world
Lil Cal: Hee Hee Hoo Hoo Haa Haa
Eridan: to survive
Vriska???(debatable): wants to be the hero
For the ask about alpha Dave's money, remember the rules of alchemy. The game is designed so that the only stuff you can make pre-entry is really basic stuff like cubes and what's already in your Phernalia Registry. Most stuff requires non-build grist, like shale, and that requires imps, and that requires entering. Rose theorized this was to prevent someone from starting the game and alchemizing infinite stuff without ever opening your Extruder and potentially causally invoking a meteor (1/2)
(2/2) If you could alchemize stuff without needing non-build grist, you’d be set forever. Fortunately, SBaHJ stuff alchemizes at a negative cost of artifact grist (this and zillium are the only grists seen like this), so you could do it without entering the game. Alpha Earth is seen covered in artifacty Lady Liberties bc Dave made so many to reap the massive grist spoils of their negative costs, and sold the grist off for money to finance his movies.
where did the Dave ELIZABETH Strider thing come from, cuz it's funny af XDD
It was from some fan comic that was really big like 2012/2013 but I can’t for the life of me find it
Is Dave's middle name canonically Elizabeth or is that just a fanon thing
Anonymous
fanon
How does dirks guardian (dave) manipulate money as he did with his SBAHJ Merch if that dave didnt play the game?
Anonymous
He’s just that good
Can you explain all the different caliborns?
Anonymous
Caliborn: He’s Caliborn, becomes Lord English, a very angry boy
Alt-Caliborn: Lost to Alt-Calliope in an alternate timeline
Lord English: See number one.
Which character do you feel had more potential than Hussie allowed?
Anonymous
Jane. Jade. Feferi, Nepeta, EQUIUS, Calliope, Serenity especially, Casey’s undead army arc was certainly a letdown, and um, Crowbar I guess. But most importantly, the mushroom farmer.
Can sprites die? Like can they get harmed or die without exploding themselves?
Yes. The trolls’ lusiisprites all died, and Davesprite nearly died at the sword of Bec Noir
Can you explain the creation of The Green Sun?
Anonymous
Rose and Dave blew up the tumor and the explosion is/was/became the Green Sun