Forgotten Homestuck Facts

Which ships are considered incestuous?

Anonymous

I don’t know if all of these are actual ships, but I’m just gonna list them anyway: DaveRose, JohnJade, DaveDirk, DaveRoxy, RoseRoxy, RoseDirk, JohnJane, JaneJade, AlphaDave/AlphaRose, any of the kids with their Guradrians, Calliope/Caliborn and debatably all of the trolls.

DirkRoxy and JaneJake are not incestuous at all.

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Anonymous

Oh honey, I’ve my diploma for a long time. You should have been around when Johndave v. Johnkat was a thing

HOW MANY. LAYERS OF DISCOURSE. ARE YOU ON. " VRISKA" IS LIKE A LITTLE BABY. WATCH THE CAN OF BOTH, WORDS. AND WHOOPING ASS. I AM ABOUT TO DROP ON YOUR PITIFUL DISCOURSE PILE. LIKE ITS HOT. tUMUt THE SHITTY CLOWN. WHO FOLLOWS MY PERSONAGE AROUND. HE HAS DONE "NO WRONG"

Anonymous

But is CALIBORN a good person?

nico-robin-official

Well yeah, obviously, how can someone who shoots a clown with a automated rifle or whatever the fuck kinda gun not be a good person

(Woah, that was a lot of shipping drama... This kind of shit is what makes a lot of Homestucks kinda back off from the fandom, I hope you're okay,, your blog is actually incredible, you deserve to be treated better.) And now- allow me to ask something slightly less shippy and more interesting! 1) Did the Echeladder really mean anything? did it have any effect on the game (except god tier level of course)??? 2) What happens to Hearts Boxcars, Clubs Deuce and Diamonds Droog after the Intermission?

lord-of-the-crabs

1) Not really in the big picture. The Echeladder was a neat thing in the beginning showing our heros progress while showing a few jokes in there, but largely became irrelevant the farther we got in the story

2) They died lmao

I'm disappointed that in that ask about vriska there wasn't 8 noes

Anonymous

I retconed it for you

Fave forgotten side character?

Anonymous

forever and always

is vriska a bad person?

Anonymous

Oh no, nononononononono, we ARE NOT opening up that can of worms

All this shipping drama just makes me realize how much of Homestuck I've already forgotten

Anonymous

I haven’t seen homestuck shipping drama this bad since 2013

the only ship that matters is me <3 forgottenhomestuckfacts

Anonymous