how do you explain Homestuck to someone who has never read it though
nabaishere-deactivated20150915
It’s this webcomic where these kids play a game and their like “holy shit whats going on???” and then the world is destroyed and then some alien dudes that also played the game are like we have to work together to survive because you guys suck and made a really strong bad guy. So then they work together and like rewrite history and spend three years traveling to the new earth that they caused to exist by rewriting history. But then on that Earth there were more kids that then played the same game but the planet wasn’t destroy it was just taken over by two clowns, Guy Fieri and an alien empress and they ended up killing all the people but the planet was still okay except is was flooded. So then everyone meets up in outerspace and are like “we all got to fight these bad guys that are super strong”. Oh yeah, also there’s ghost of all the people that played the game and died and they find some bullshit thing that basically makes one of the kids a fucking consequence-free tardis. And the ghost are like gonna fight the big bad skeleton guy as like this huge army and stuff and that’s kinda where we’re at right now. It’s a piece of shit and if you start reading it now you might finish it before next months starts
does anyone ever actually say "thank you" when they submit a question
Anonymous
About how many asks does this blog get per day?
youkaiofdusk
It depends. The more active we are that day the more questions we get. It’s like a double-edged sword.
I just wanted to question the Ectobiology thing being required since the beta trolls weren't created by ectobiology. Karkat only made one set right?
Anonymous
1) Karkat’s group are the Beta Trolls
2) Karkat made all 24 trolls
you are doing good
Anonymous
is ectobiology always necessary? since the cherubs session doesn't involve any I had a theory that only sessions destined to be scratched would involve ectobiology.
giostxr
To our understanding, the cherub session is the most unordinary kind of session so ectobiology is probably required.
is AlphaVerse Dave canonically referred to as Alpha Bro?
Anonymous
"Wicked clowns never, NEVER die!" -Shaggy 2 Dope
Anonymous
How would humanstuck!Porrim act? I'm writing a fanfic and I want to introduce a couple of characters at the same time but I'm stuck on Porrim!
Anonymous
I don’t see why human Porrim would act any different than troll Porrim (except for the references). She’d still be a bit flirtatious, and a vocal feminist but not a radical one, she’d still be fashionable and a bit of a “mother hen”
aren't ppl from doomed timelines cursed? does that mean john & roxy (and davesprite and jasperosesprite) are cursed?
norsetree-deactivated20161214
Nope, John’s powers are a bit different than normal time travel. In this case it was post-retcon John, Davesprite and Roxy that were doomed. And since Jaspersprite merged into a different being all together it and the other Jaspersprite aren’t doomed either.