Was there a Condesce on pre scratch earth?

rockyrodent

Yes, she was the evil Betty Crocker woman who raised Grandpa Harley and Nanna Egbert. But one day she simply disappeared

Whats the deal with johns sister like what even is that thank

Anonymous

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John’s sister is Jade. 

If nanna and grampa were created by ectobiology, how does dad exist?

psudoscientist

Nanna Egbert had a child with an unknown suitor the old fashioned way.

Thank you for the g cat answer but wtf is earths first guardian?? Is that like what jades dog is? Whats the deal with jades dog? Im sooooo confused im sorry :( ;-;

illuminatih0tti3

A First Guardian is an entity that draws power from the Green Sun and “facilitates the planet’s true purpose”. Each planet has a First Guardian. Jade’s dog Bec is the pre-scratch First Guardian of Earth and Gcat is the post-scratch First Guardian. They’re created with an especially potent genetic code that grants them omniscience and other powers like teleportation. 

What or who is gcat

Anonymous

Gcat is post-scratch Earth’s First Guardian.

Do you ever feel like some of the people asking questions didn't even read the story?

Anonymous

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i have never understood ectobiology! how does it work, what does it do, and what was the purpose in the sessions? thank you, and have a nice day! :-)

Anonymous

From Hussie’s second recap log.

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Ectobiology is necessary to produce the players and complete the time loop and in case of a scratch where you would have another group of players available. 

Wait, Im confused. Why did Vriska make Terezi blind? Was it important or something???

Anonymous

FAQ, anon.

where does the mouse in jake's pocket come from?

Anonymous

Vriska probably put it there.

In what pages do we find out Karkat liked Kanaya?

Anonymous

He doesn’t like her romantically but they are good friends.