Forgotten Homestuck Facts

i missed u

Anonymous

i missed u too anon, but I’m back for now, and given Hiveswap is coming out in two weeks I’ll probably be fairly active for a bit.

Well ethnically Dirk isn't canon gay. He say himself he have the same sexuality and Jake, and we know Jake is bi-/pansexual. It's Roxy who calls him gay.

Anonymous

juggalos dont fall into the same category as the joker. where are they on the clown spectrum

Anonymous

That Homestuck Shit

Please god tell me dorkroxy is a name for johnroxy and people arent shipping her and Dirk in fucking 2017

Anonymous

You seem to be coming off a tad condescending and if that’s just me reading it wrong then I apologize but if I’m right then:

who gives a fuck about what other people ship?? like there’s nothing even inherently bad about dirk/roxy, like they’re the same age and they aren’t really related or anything. Like yeah Dirk’s gay in canon but John’s straight and people have been shipping him with dudes since literally forever, also What People Ship Doesn’t Affect What’s Canon At All.

Everyone has a crack ship or two, let them have theirs and get off your high horse

Weren't Vriska and Terezi moirails?

raphfish

I still consider that pretty gay

Is there a ranking to Clowns? If so, can you explain it please?

Anonymous

Is Redglare blind like Terezi or does she lack sense of smell like Latula? Since she technically is Latula. Or does she not have a disability at all?

Anonymous

She is never said to have any disability, expect for being dead and all

how did karkat and dave become friends? like, karkat was totally angry and shit & dave was constantly messing with him, but then at the almost-end they're actin all cuddly & sorta being hinted at flushed ?

Anonymous

They spent three years together on a tiny meteor. Post-retcon Rose and Kanaya were busy being gay, Vriska and Terezi were busy being gay, and Gamzee was fuck off doin his own thing, so Dave, Karkat and the Mayor were left to become super best buddies forever (and then some??)

alright so i was reading act 5-ish, and once, aradia calls a bath tub somethin' else, like a troll-lingo thing. but then equius is like no! don't call it that, call it by it's real name. and she calls it a bath tub. so like, the trolls speak proper english, but the lower bloods use 'slang' words? i believe it's also happened with eri and fef

Anonymous

Yeah, Hussie dropped that gimmick real quick.

Which characters could hack into some sort of tech?

Anonymous

Roxy and Sollux are the main ones. Karkat and John also have some coding ability but not nearly as good as the other two.