Most likely you would be lost in the Furthest Ring forever. Time and Space function differently there and the only reason the Meteor Crew was able to do it was because they had a seasoned Seer of Light to chart their course.

She was in the Furthest Ring before Feferi negotiated the Dream Bubbles. Without the bubbles that’s what everyone would have to deal with.

That’s illegal

It was Vriska’s fault that Bec was prototyped, BUT

Gamzee was the one that put the nightmare Harlequin in John’s dream room which caused him to draw harlequins on his wall which caused Dad Egbert to think he liked them and prompted him to get that Harlequin Doll for John’s birthday which ends up being prototyped and having to wear the damn clown hat is what drives Jack Noir to murder the Black Queen and take her ring thus leading to him kickstarting the Reckoning and becoming Bec Noir.

I can find out anything that happened in story, but I’m sure there’s some ancient fandom trivia lost to the ages that I’ll never know.

I actually learn new stuff about Homestuck all the time.

I mean, Gamz is part of the Big Bad™, he also is the reason Bec Noir exists and the Beta kids’ Reckoning started so quickly so that’s pretty important 

But Lil’ Cal was also sitting in Gamzee’s lap when it was stated that “The most important character in Homestuck fondly regards the miracle of a new beginning.” and he’s also very important so…

She’s some squiddles character but I’m not all that well versed on squiddles stuff so I’m not sure who it is.

Seer of Piss, you can see whenever one of your teammates has to pee and/or is peeing

Thief of Piss, self explanatory

Rogue of Piss, steal people’s piss and give it to your teammates

Both titles were meant as jokes, neither was ever mentioned in canon, but I think the worst class would be Maid of Piss