Because that’s where she lived and there weren’t any people around to do it

He cut it down significantly in length

YES

That’s a good question and I’m sorry to say I’m not sure. Although probably his Derse self since that’s the team he’s on and that’s the one that woke up when Feferi kissed his corpse

Here.

kinda like troll zombies

There’s a lot of coding jargon and stuff in it that’s very confusing. And it’s set up in a pseudo-interactive style like where it tells you to enter a name for the character but you can’t actually enter a name. Factor in that the narration is constantly “you, you, you, you this, you that” making it seem like you’re supposed to be the character but you’re also a being that’s watching the character? And there’s just so much exposition stuffed in Act 1 which is difficult to get through and there’s not really any connection to the characters at that point to help give you motivation. Going back and rereading Act 1 once I have the connection to the characters and I understand how the story is told and how things work, A+, really funny but the first time it’s difficult for most people to get interested, especially if they’re a poor reader like me. 

tl;dr: the mspa writing style is confusing if you’re not used to it 

Yes the beta kids are related to their guardians. Jade and John are the clones of Jane and Jake’s ecto slime. Rose and Dave are the clones of Roxy and Dirk’s ecto slime. John created all 8 humans during his ectobiology session and they were sent through portals back to Earth in different time periods.

Last seen on Earth with WV and PM during Act 7. 

Answered here.