Forgotten Homestuck Facts

That post you made saying Terezi thinks both Eridan and Sollux are cool, using screenshots. Uh, you realize she was talking about Dave, right? And so was Sollux?

usagiwaffles4565675675-deactiva

Yes but we are too lazy to fix it.
Moving on.

-Mod F

mod a is now the other one.

Anonymous

It’s canon.

-Mod L

Mod F, Mod L, and the other one are all part of my OT3. congrats on the hot homestuck cosplay threesome pls choose ur characters

Anonymous

“the other one”

-Mod L

Mod L tripped along booty. He was on his way to meet his lover, Mod F, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a booty hopping along, carrying a booty in its mouth. Mod L was almost booty when he came across a booty cake, lying alone on a booty plate. "That must be a treat from my booty bear," he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked booty, so he ate it.

Anonymous

It gave him the most booty tingling sensation in his booty. “How unusual!” he said and continued tripping to see Mod F. When Mod F came out to meet him, she took one look and fell over. “What is it?” Mod L cried booty. “Your booty! And your booty!” Mod F said. “They’re booty! Can’t you feel it?”

Mod L felt his booty and his booty. They were indeed quite booty. “Oh, no!” Mod L said. “I’m a woman!” He, or rather, she started to cry. “It must have been that booty cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?” “I didn’t leave you any cake,” Mod F said. “I got you a booty. It must have been that booty man who lives nearby. He acts a little booty, ever since he booty a booty.” “But how can you ever love me, now that I’m a woman?” Mod L sobbed.

“But how can you ever love me, now that I’m a woman?” Mod L sobbed. “Well, I never knew how to tell you this,” Mod F said booty, “but I actually prefer women. And I think your booty is really booty like that.” “Really?” Mod L dried her tears. Mod L kissed Mod F and it was an entirely booty sensation, Booty booty booty booty rockin’ Everywhere

They spent the night having entirely booty sex, until the cake wore off suddenly. Everything was rather awkward after that.

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I- I dont know how to respond to this.

6/10, needs more booty

-Mod F

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The funny part is that I don’t like booty.

-Mod L

You said no more asks, but this is about one of the facts posted on this blog. Terezi and Sollux were talking about Dave, not Eridan. I don't think anyone ever called Eridan an "insufferable prick".

imovedbecausefuckyou-blog

We know, we are just too lazy to fix it. Please stand by.

-Mod F

OH NO I JUST REALIZED YOU'RE ALL JOKING AROUND SORRY I JUST FOUND THIS BLOG TODAY RFGHBJKJHGFRDEFGHJK FORGIVE ME.

walkingflower

Haha no problem, It’s ok, I understand that feel. :)
-Mod F

Hey, I submitted a fact about Nepeta that I haven't seen published, is it queued or did it not go through/was something wrong? :3

nepetatown-blog

Chances are, it’s probably deep in the queue. Tell me what the fact was? I can tell you what happened to it. If it was deleted, it was probably because we already have it.

-Mod F

Remember when this blog was about forgotten Homestuck facts?

Anonymous

NOPE.

-Mod L

I ship Mod L and The Batman.

saltwatercherub

She probably won’t be happy to hear that.

-Mod L

I think it may have gotten to the point in the evening when, for the sake of your own sanity, it's time to stop talking to anons.

Anonymous

I’m starting to agree

-Mod L