Forgotten Homestuck Facts

What if there is TEXT PROOF of an appearance fact?

Anonymous

I’m fairly certain we’ve shot down appearance facts with backing like that before.

-Mod L

Even if it's obvious when the appearance is not subjective? Like for example, John has a green slime ghost on his shirt?

Anonymous

I dunno

I’m not the one who made the rule.

-Mod L

Where is your next button I cannot find it U_U

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It’s on the left underneath some text, you can’t miss it.

-Mod L

Why no appearance facts?

Anonymous

Because, if we let any facts about appearances through people will get all up in our grills about how everything appearance wise is presented subjectively so everyone can have their own headcanons.

-Mod L

Dirk Strider does NOT wear finger-less gloves. Bro Strider does.

Anonymous

Gee friend, we sure would love to make that into a fact but if you looked at our submission guildlines then you would know that any facts about personal appearances would fly about as well as a lead balloon; and I mean a balloon made out of solid lead, not like the thin lead one they made on mythbusters that was capable of flight.

-Mod L

Well that was a rude anon.

Anonymous

Thanks I didn’t notice.

But yes, yes they were!

-Mod F

"don’t you know not to follow unquality blogs?" is that so? yOU JUST LOST A FOLlower

Anonymous

Good!!
We don’t need followers like you!
I would use Tumblrstalkr to see who you are, but for some reason it’s not loading properly, right now.

-Mod F

hi fhsf i need help my cousin is being a typical homestuck weeb can this be solved with vigorous anal fisting

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-Mod L

I'm like 90% sure the Tavpocalypse is something I'd like to be a part of but then the other 10% of me is going like "YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS ENTAILS ASIDE FROM TAVROS" and I'm lost help please

Anonymous

I can’t help you with that.

Just, embrace the Tavpocolypse.

How can I be Tavros when I am already Tavros?

-Mod F

How many facts do we have heading our way at the moment, boss? :O

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Well the queue has posted everything for the day.

There are 28 things in it right now.

-Mod L