Forgotten Homestuck Facts

Err I'm the person who submitted the "Caliborn is not cute or caring he's Lord English" fact; I'm sorry for causing a mini-fight... |8C

Anonymous

Haha no it’s quite alright!!

A lot of the asks we are getting, are pretty damn entertaining!

-Mod F

People are going to get so butthurt about this, that they should be allowed to find unrepentant psychotic murderers adorable. Fact is, though, that they should probably seek therapy for it.

Anonymous

I guess this really only applies in real life though.

I feel like media purposely makes the serial killers kawaii desu yaois.

Haha but this is just my opinion.

-Mod F

BECAUSE HE IS YAOI FOR DIRK THAT'S WHY

Anonymous

Dirk’s ochinchin goes doki doki for Caliborn.

-Mod F

and to hell with the people who think caliborn is some traumatized little misunderstood kid are you fuckers aware he vomits skeleton-charring lazers

Anonymous

I am laughing harder than I should.

Thank you.

-Mod F

I'M GONNA KILL THE NEXT PERSON. WHO SAYS I'M NOT ADORABLE. I'M CuTE AS FuCK.

blrdnames

Thankyou for the input, Caliborn.

-Mod F

people don't refuse to see it, mr/ms angry anon. some of them may be joking, other may actually think he's cute and there's nothing wrong with that. either way, you need to calm down a bit. can we get back to the facts, please?

Anonymous

A lot of people are joking (as in myself, I joke about it a lot.) BUUUT there are a lot of people who seriously do have like, this insane crush on him because he is an “adorable kawaii baka.” I’m just pointing out, that psychopaths are in no way adorable and cute.

And yes, yes we can, when the queue decides that it’s time to post a fact. :)

-Mod F

At some point, people stopped giving a shit about what a character does, long as you have a cute face you can get away with anything. It's like....Loki Syndrome or some shit

Anonymous

and how do people think caliborn is cuter than calliope they’re the EXACT SAME PERSON except CALIBORN IS A BLOODTHIRSTY HEARTLESS SONOFABITCH WHO TORE OFF HIS OWN LEG TO KILL PEOPLE

Haha I’m literally 1394834% with you on this

-Mod F

//sigh. Caliborn ISN'T an animuu cutie though people. He's a sociopathic killer. He is going to kill EVERYONE. WHY DO PEOPLE REFUSE TO SEE THIS?!

Anonymous

that "fact" is a matter of opinion, jeeze, even your facts are fucking sassy now.

Anonymous

And people are getting offended too.

Here, this should help.

-Mod L

omg kANKRI he TAGS HIS HATE omg

Anonymous

Kankri, Im-

-Mod F