Why can't trolls have tentabulges, nooks, *and* shameglobes?

pikachugirlsaltiestpotato

We just don’t know.

-Mod F

Calm your rumble spheres, Mod F

Anonymous

R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-UMBLR SPHERESSSSSSSSSS

-Mod F

Is it written in the comic that Karkat will die sooner than everyone else?

Anonymous

Well I personally have two theories.

ONE: Him being on the high AND low end of the spectrum, (red is on both sides of the actual color spectrum.) He might live an average length OR,

he’s gonna die really really young.

-Mod F

i can't cite it, but male trolls, in canon, have 'shame globes' which are essentially balls, debunking the tentabulge theory. also female trolls have 'rumble spheres', which are clearly tits. trolls are not androgynous. ty

Anonymous

iM Posting cause I’m lAUGHING REALLY HARD H ELp

-Mod F

we need to update our theme because it doesn't show the captions on images and people have been complaining for a while about it, that person probably couldn't see the link to ryanquest because they were viewing the blog

lemonvortex

Thank, mod s.

I really like this theme, but…. It might be time to let go.

I can’t do it right now though, this computer is my aunts, and slow as fuck.

-Mod F

Hey, am I missing something? I'm going through a bunch of pages of this blog and I feel like I'm seeing some submissions that are just pictures with no explanation of what the forgotten fact is

Anonymous

It MIGHT be that sometimes, I have noticed, that the theme doesn’t show the text on a post for some reason? And it’s not all the time either, which is weird.

I might look into it.

-Mod F

forgotten hs fact: sprites don't equal canon ships.

Anonymous

Except for Tavrisprite. that made the ship 100% canon.


-Mod F

HOW DO GET RYANSQUEST

Anonymous

THERE???? WAS A LINK ON THAT FACT???

-Mod F 

forgotten homestuck fact: shipping means absolutely nothing

Anonymous

Try saying that after you've bought something on ebay.

-Mod L

We see Gamzee 2 years after he supposedly dies in Act 6 I 4 IN Act 6 I 3. Idk if that is the result of messed up time crap but so far it appears Gamzee hasn't died yet.

Anonymous

He still isn’t dead.

-Mod F