Forgotten Homestuck Facts

"eridan is the only male troll with black lips." I know they already said you are wrong, but let me remind you that he is also the only one that is a "fish" that is a male, therefor without Feferi being a male, (since she wears makeup) your argument is invalid either way. Sorry :3

Anonymous

I have absolutely no idea what you’re trying to say.

-Mod L

eridan is the only male troll with black lips.

Anonymous

Nope. Sorry friend but I’m pretty dang sure you’re wrong on this one.

-Mod L

You guys are great.

Anonymous

You think so? Thanks, that actually means a lot to me, I’m sure it means a lot to the others as well.

-Mod L

John is ambidextrous because he can wield a hammer in both hands

Anonymous

He was also waving them around like a manic and not doing anything really dexterity intensive.

-Mod L

I'm left handed and type with my right, too! Are you me...? I'd also like to add that in most instances, characters that have their sprites flipped correctly and are doing stuff are using their left hands. It's probably just because the Huss is a leftie.

Anonymous

That or he just doesn’t care enough.

Also I’m fairly certain you’re not me…possibly

-Mod L

did you really not know that or was that sarcasm

Anonymous

I genuinely did not know that.

-Mod L

I'm really bad at submitting stuff, but I just wanna add that all the kid's internet browser names match the names of their denizens, which I thought was pretty cool.

Anonymous

Woah.

I did not know that.

-Mod L

how about everyone is ambidextrous

Anonymous

Sure, let’s go with that.

-Mod L

Actually everyone, from what I've gathered, is left handed in homestuck. Or atleast all the boys are.

Anonymous

With all the sprite flipping nonsense it’s really hard to tell.

-Mod L

I read somewhere from one of Hussie's many accounts on various websites that trolls have two dicks- one hate dick and one love dick. Unfortunately, I can't remember where it was (I think it might have been formspring) or whether or not he was being serious. U_U;

Anonymous

A few things to keep in mind on that.

1) I believe Hussie once said something along the lines of “people ask troll sex questions all the time and I never once gave a serious answer”

2) Formspring is where fat Vriska came from.