Dear Mod F, We are pleased with thy work. Thou mayst continue. --Princess Luna
Anonymous
Luna, I-
-Mod F
mod a is now the other one.
Anonymous
It’s canon.
-Mod L
Mod F, Mod L, and the other one are all part of my OT3. congrats on the hot homestuck cosplay threesome pls choose ur characters
Anonymous
“the other one”
-Mod L
Mod L tripped along booty. He was on his way to meet his lover, Mod F, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a booty hopping along, carrying a booty in its mouth. Mod L was almost booty when he came across a booty cake, lying alone on a booty plate. "That must be a treat from my booty bear," he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked booty, so he ate it.
Anonymous
It gave him the most booty tingling sensation in his booty. “How unusual!” he said and continued tripping to see Mod F. When Mod F came out to meet him, she took one look and fell over. “What is it?” Mod L cried booty. “Your booty! And your booty!” Mod F said. “They’re booty! Can’t you feel it?”
Mod L felt his booty and his booty. They were indeed quite booty. “Oh, no!” Mod L said. “I’m a woman!” He, or rather, she started to cry. “It must have been that booty cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?” “I didn’t leave you any cake,” Mod F said. “I got you a booty. It must have been that booty man who lives nearby. He acts a little booty, ever since he booty a booty.” “But how can you ever love me, now that I’m a woman?” Mod L sobbed.
“But how can you ever love me, now that I’m a woman?” Mod L sobbed. “Well, I never knew how to tell you this,” Mod F said booty, “but I actually prefer women. And I think your booty is really booty like that.” “Really?” Mod L dried her tears. Mod L kissed Mod F and it was an entirely booty sensation, Booty booty booty booty rockin’ Everywhere
They spent the night having entirely booty sex, until the cake wore off suddenly. Everything was rather awkward after that.
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I- I dont know how to respond to this.
6/10, needs more booty
-Mod F
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The funny part is that I don’t like booty.
-Mod L
Remember when this blog was about forgotten Homestuck facts?
Anonymous
NOPE.
-Mod L
I think it may have gotten to the point in the evening when, for the sake of your own sanity, it's time to stop talking to anons.
Anonymous
I’m starting to agree
-Mod L
Guys, lay off of him. If he wants to identify as male, STOP ASKING HIM ABOUT. YEESH. YOU PEOPLE NEED TO CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE. I BET MOST OF YOU ARE CIS SCUM. STOP LABELING PEOPLE. (Did I social justice right?)
Anonymous
-Mod L
having male genitalia doesn't make you a guy
Anonymous
OH GOD LET’S NOT START THIS
-Mod L
cool
Anonymous
Well it was cool cool, it was just all cool~
Now it's over for me and it's over for you~
I believe the world is burning to the ground~
Oh well I guess we're gonna find out~
Let's see how far we've come~
Let's see how far we've come~
I love that song.
-Mod L
Why is your gender suddenly a big deal? :?
Anonymous
It’s really not but considering how I made a big deal out of the fact that The Batman is a girl, they can make a big deal out of how I’m a guy.
-Mod L