Forgotten Homestuck Facts

you should make up a stupid fact, post it, and look at all of these idiots trying to prove it's wrong

Anonymous

Now that sounds like an easy way to get angry messages if I ever heard it.

Besides, there’s already a blog for that.

-Mod L

Karkat has grey skin Source: Every page with Karkat

Anonymous

-Mod L

WV: Eat. Shit. Giggle.

Anonymous

-Mod L

Why hasn't WV had to pee yet? Do carapaces even have a digestion system?

Anonymous

No, they just eat for shits and giggles.

-Mod L

Going through your asks mod f and l remind me of Caliope and Caliborn and it's kinda cute

Anonymous

-Mod L

Hussie has said once (answering a question about the characters' races) that even though john calls bro a 'white rapper' in text, that was just an amusing line to him and you could still imagine bro looking however you wanted. I think even text based appearance facts are kind of dodgy then, based on that.

Anonymous

Hence why that doesn’t make them fly.

-Mod L

What if there is TEXT PROOF of an appearance fact?

Anonymous

I’m fairly certain we’ve shot down appearance facts with backing like that before.

-Mod L

Even if it's obvious when the appearance is not subjective? Like for example, John has a green slime ghost on his shirt?

Anonymous

I dunno

I’m not the one who made the rule.

-Mod L

Why no appearance facts?

Anonymous

Because, if we let any facts about appearances through people will get all up in our grills about how everything appearance wise is presented subjectively so everyone can have their own headcanons.

-Mod L

Dirk Strider does NOT wear finger-less gloves. Bro Strider does.

Anonymous

Gee friend, we sure would love to make that into a fact but if you looked at our submission guildlines then you would know that any facts about personal appearances would fly about as well as a lead balloon; and I mean a balloon made out of solid lead, not like the thin lead one they made on mythbusters that was capable of flight.

-Mod L