Nope, Jane’s birthday is the same as John’s:  April 13th, 1996

Black Queen/King/ Agents of Derse: To Destroy Skaia and prevent the creation of Bilious Slick

Bec Noir: Angry Boy, wanna fuck shit up

Doc Scratch: Bring Lord English into Universe A2

Condesce: wants to revive her race so she can rule it

The Felt: Does what Doc Scratch tells ‘em

Jack English: Go coco banans

Gamzee: Wants to help his mirthful messiahs

Lord English: to destroy everything

Heiress Jane: OBEY

Grimbark Jade: to assist the Condesce

Aranea: To change the Alpha Timeline

ICP/Guy Fieri: To rule the world

Lil Cal: Hee Hee Hoo Hoo Haa Haa

Eridan: to survive

Vriska???(debatable): wants to be the hero

It was from some fan comic that was really big like 2012/2013 but I can’t for the life of me find it

the-real-slick-spadey:

Actually not true. Vriska is a mutation/anomaly/special snowflake, and shouldn’t be used as a representative for the cerulean caste. Lowbloods, up to the extinct lime caste have those abilities- any power in a caste above those is a mutation.

“ARANEA: I am a fairly gifted psychic.
JAKE: Whoa really?
ARANEA: Yes.
JAKE: Like you can see the future?
JAKE: Are they ghost powers or troll powers? Or wait shucks thats a dumb sounding question.
ARANEA: No, that was a fine question. They’re troll powers. Sometimes those of my 8lood type will have them naturally. “

Purple:

“For the subjugglators in their small numbers to keep such a large population under their control, it would be very useful to have the ability to psychically amplify fears through dreams. They may have directed their chucklevoodoos on every susceptible mind in the population. Each lowblood may have a little highblood voodoo doll lurking in their subconscious, making them too terrified to organize any sort of rebellion. “

Fuchsia:

forgottenhsfacts:

Burgundy is prone to telekinesis. Animal communing skills are common among Bronze bloods.  Psionics are common among Gold blooded mutants, although most members of caste are likely to develop come psychic ability. Jade bloods can withstand the light of the Alternian Sun and have the potential to become Rainbow Drinkers. Ceruleans can get mind-reading, and mind control powers. Purple bloods have chucklevoodoo which seems able to do many things from mindcontrol to nightmare inducing, whether chucklevoodoo includes all these or if every Purple bloods chuckle voodoo works differently is unknown. Fuchia blood have a psychic connection to Glubglub.

“If angered, she could simply express her grievance through communion with her ancient lusus of the deep “

fanon

He’s just that good

Caliborn: He’s Caliborn, becomes Lord English, a very angry boy

Alt-Caliborn: Lost to Alt-Calliope in an alternate timeline

Lord English: See number one.

Jane. Jade. Feferi, Nepeta, EQUIUS, Calliope, Serenity especially, Casey’s undead army arc was certainly a letdown, and um, Crowbar I guess. But most importantly, the mushroom farmer.

Yes. The trolls’ lusiisprites all died, and Davesprite nearly died at the sword of Bec Noir

Rose and Dave blew up the tumor and the explosion is/was/became the Green Sun