Well I mean, he likely died in the GAME OVER timeline. He was on Dave’s planet when it got all smashed up.

He could means like different? He could also be referencing illnesses as in Rose’s predisposition to addiction could have been passed on genetically from Roxy, Dave’s issues seem more environmentally based but he could also have had an underlying  mental condition that he inherited from Dirk.

But knowing Dave he was probably just making a joke about how parents are the reason for everything that’s wrong with their kids.

Actions in Act 1 through Act 3 were determined by mspaforum user suggestions. So yes, it was literally made up as it went along.

A: Karkat being a mutant lime blood isn’t canon

B: He kinda did with Gamzee

kawaiiflowerchild27:

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4+1+3=8. 8 is the atomic number of Oxygen. Oxygen is why you breath. John is a Breath player. Throughout Act 5 Act 2 John had a flirtation thing with Vriska. Vriska. Do you  see it? I’ll say it again: Vriska. Still didn’t catch it? Sound it out with me: Vri. Ska. That’s right. Ska. As in Skaia, the governing force behind the story’s universe. But that’s not really true now is it? We all know Andrew Hussie is the real governing force of the tale. What do we know about Andrew Hussie, that’s it, he is attracted to Vriska. And who is Vriska attracted to at one point? Tavros. The symbol Tavros wears on his shirt is that of the Taurus constellation. Taurus is only one letter away from Tauros as in the Pokemon. Tauros has three tails. Three. Three is how many sides a triangle has. A triangle with an eye in the center is the symbol used by the Illuminati. Eye. Doc Scratch has no eyes. Doc Scratch is an excellent host. Newgrounds hosted [S] Cascade, but the site crashed on its release. Know what else crashed? Three planes on the date September 11th, 2001. One flight did not crash but landed safely. The president on that date was George W. Bush.  George W. Bush was the United State’s 43rd president. Did you catch that? He was the 43rd president and 1 flight did not crash into its intended target.

413 confirmed Bush did 9/11 

What. Were you on when you posted this?

I don’t need drugs to shitpost

4+1+3=8. 8 is the atomic number of Oxygen. Oxygen is why you breath. John is a Breath player. Throughout Act 5 Act 2 John had a flirtation thing with Vriska. Vriska. Do you  see it? I’ll say it again: Vriska. Still didn’t catch it? Sound it out with me: Vri. Ska. That’s right. Ska. As in Skaia, the governing force behind the story’s universe. But that’s not really true now is it? We all know Andrew Hussie is the real governing force of the tale. What do we know about Andrew Hussie, that’s it, he is attracted to Vriska. And who is Vriska attracted to at one point? Tavros. The symbol Tavros wears on his shirt is that of the Taurus constellation. Taurus is only one letter away from Tauros as in the Pokemon. Tauros has three tails. Three. Three is how many sides a triangle has. A triangle with an eye in the center is the symbol used by the Illuminati. Eye. Doc Scratch has no eyes. Doc Scratch is an excellent host. Newgrounds hosted [S] Cascade, but the site crashed on its release. Know what else crashed? Three planes on the date September 11th, 2001. One flight did not crash but landed safely. The president on that date was George W. Bush.  George W. Bush was the United State’s 43rd president. Did you catch that? He was the 43rd president and 1 flight did not crash into its intended target.

413 confirmed Bush did 9/11 

Spades Slick as well as the whole Midnight Crew originally appeared in a Problem Sleuth extra bonus chapter that Hussie made as a result of receiving a handful of donations from a user that went by the name Mayonaka who also designed all four characters

Because the Cal that went with Dirk was destined to be filled and it could be filled if it was already full. Likewise, the essences in Bro’s Cal were needed for Doc Scratch’s creation so it needed to have all them naughty boys shoved up in it.

it’s theorized that they had the ability to calm others down, in a similar fashion to Sopor Slime (which is lime green and some think is made with lime blood).  This would have been a very dangerous ability in the hyper-aggressive Alternian society, it could have changed the whole system.

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