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He used his Sacrificial Slab. You only need one life to use them, that’s how Aradia, Rose, Dave, and all the Alpha kids were able to ascend despite only having one self left.

Forgotten Homestuck Fact: Grandpa Harley landed on Earth as an infant in 1910 making him 84 during Hiveswap, which takes place in 1994.

So if Joey is around 13/14 years old then Grandpa Harley would have been about 70 when she was born. Old Dad.

That’s subjective but he definitely isn’t the best person/troll out there

When Hussie gives exposition on the Pre-scratch trolls in Openbound he says, “[Kurloz] chewed off his tongue and sewed his mouth shut because he’s a weirdo in cahoots with Gamzee and English.”

Yep, post-scratch guardian seers do seem to have the ability to get small visions from their pre-scratch lives

If you try to teleport something from the past that already has a future trail into the present you create a Ghost Imprint, which is basically a pile of goop containing the genetic makeup of whatever you tried to teleport.

John took Grandpa (Jake’s) and Nanna (Jane’s) ghost imprints and mixed them together and created himself and Jade. Which makes Jake and Jane their genetic parents. He did the same with Bro and Mom’s ghost imprints to make Dave and Rose.

As for adoptive relationships:

B1-

• Colonel Sassacre adopts Grandma. After his death at the hands of baby Grandpa his wife, Betty Crocker adopt both of them.
• It’s not 100% certain if Grandpa adopted Mom Lalonde, but she definitely grew up in one of his Skaianet facilities and is mentioned in Hiveswap as Joey and Jude’s babysitter.
  
• Nanna’s son, Dad Egbert adopts John after he destroys Nanna and her joke shop.
• Mom Lalonde adopts Rose and Grandpa adopts Jade likely due to their relationship with Skaianet.
• Bro adopts Dave because he fell to earth on a horse riding a meteor and that was just too badass for him to pass up.
• Bro Stride is an enigna, we don’t know who raised him (*coughcoughlilcalcough*)

B2-

• Like before Colonel Sassacre and Betty Crocker adopt Poppop and Grandma.
• Poppop’s son, Dad Crocker adopts Jane
• Grandma adopts Jake
• Alpha Bro and Mom didn’t really adopt Dirk and Roxy per se, but they did get everything ready for the two. How they knew to do that is another story though
• We don’t know anything about Alpha Bro and Alpha Mom’s upbringing.
  

Davepeta said they were depressed when they were Davesprite on two occasions, so at the very least Davesprite has canon depression. But no, Dave Strider, the alpha timeline Dave, does not canonically have depression (although lets face it, he probably does)

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