Forgotten Homestuck Facts

Can you give me a summary of homestuck in 30 words or less?

Anonymous

Kids play a game, unexpected shit happens, they destroy the world, they become magical girls and then more stuff happens, Also grey candy corn head people and ectobiological shenanigans.

~Mod T

Did the alpha kids have consorts on their planets, similar to the nakodiles and salamanders on the beta kids planets? I don't remember any consorts being shown for them... Is that because they're in a dead session?

Anonymous

Yes they had consort, but the consorts were all dead. You can see skeletal remains in various pages such as in [S] ACT 6 ACT 3

~Mod T

When dad died was he in the game?

Anonymous

He was on Skaia. So yes, he was in the game

~Mod T

hey! do you happen to have any facts about grubs? i was wondering if their horns are naturally a certain length or shape, and their lusii maybe stretch or shape them a certain way to match their own... Maybe something about the brooding caverns? I mean if its meant to be a quality control thing for grubs then how did karkat survive? Do the jadebloods make the clothes for the trolls? is this why theyre so adept in fashion? if so did one of them make karkats special so he wouldnt be caught?

Anonymous

Not a lot is known about grubs. Based on the ones made by Karkat their horns are naturally shaped how they are. The Following of the Sufferer had been waiting for Karkat for sweeps upon sweeps so they probably intercepted him so he didn’t have to go through the brooding caverns. Fashion is not a trait exclusive to jadebloods. Kanaya just likes fashion.

~Mod T

Ok I just see a lot of fanart of AraSol shipping where Sollux is all upset and holding her dead body after killing her. But reading a later pesterlog (Sollux: Deal with apocalypseArisen) Sollux doesn't seem to know that she is dead at all. I'm not sure though....?

aowlba

Sollux might not have known.

But you have to remember that Sollux could hear the voices of the dead so even if he knew nothing would seem strange when he could still talk to her.

Or he just knew that she was a ghost. I dunno. Feel free to correct me if I’m wrong.

~Mod T

EDIT: Excuse me, Aradia heard to voices of the dead, Sollux heard the voices of the imminently deceased. Thank you tumblr user glaceonprism.

If the Alpha kids are the same kids created by John in the ectobiology lab, just sent to a different time, they never had to create themselves, right? So would the post-Scratch trolls have also been created in the pre-Scratch troll session, even though Karkat said he did the same ectobiology stuff John did?

Anonymous

No, the pre-scratch trolls were created in the post-scratch trolls’ universe. The fact that they didn’t do any ectobiological shenanigans was one of the reasons their session was doomed to fail.

~Mod T

Equius and Gamzee talked everyday

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004120

The hat that the Warhammer of Vrillywho made appear on Bec Noir’s head when John fought him in the dreambubbles is a hat that John alchemized long before.

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okay so I just remembered something that utterly destroys one of my theories. I had thought that Aradia became a god tier because she was sleeping on her bed when Bec Noir blew up her dreamplanet. however, I completely forgot that she never had a dreamself. how did she become a god??

justsomegeekwithglasses

She did have a dreamself, it was on her questbed in the center of Derse the entire time. Since she was a ghost she never slept so she never woke her dreamself. Your theory was indeed right.

~Mod T

I have re-read Homestuck twice and it STILL confuses me. WHAT DO?

solpaws-catlord

Get four horses and gallop into the sunset. Live with these horses in the wild for thirteen years, after which return to society and reread Hometuck once more. Then and only then shall you understand it’s true meaning. Trust me, I am a doctor.