Something I've noticed- Both canon bards in homestuck have or are on a drug. Gamzee was on sopor and Cronus is always smoking.

dinki-di

Cronus doesn’t smoke.  He just carries around an unlit cigarette.  He said he thinks lighting them is a waste.

im trying to do the command where you can play as dave in [S]John: Enter village but its not working can you help me or tell me who submitted that to you?

aspearberry

You should be able to press CTRL+ALT+T or SHIFT+T

can you explain how john is his dad's genetic half brother?

Anonymous

Dad is the son of Nanna and some Mystery Suitor.  John is the biological son of Nanna and Grandpa.  They share one parent, therefore they are half-brothers.

Is that one about cleaning up vriska's block equius instead of kanaya? Sorry, it just seems familiar.

Anonymous

No, Kanaya was Vriska’s server player and cleaned up Vriska’s hive.

Can you explain the retconning to me? I was confused when I read about it.

Anonymous

Retconning is changing what happened in canon after the fact.  John is going back and changing parts of the story. And unlike time travel he doesn’t have to worry about creating doomed timelines.

i forgot, which death means they die for real, heroic or just

Anonymous

Both.  If the death is neither heroic or just then they return to life.

What was that MASSIVE thing in jakes puzzle modus?

Anonymous

The remains of his house.

How exactly does the 'chastity modus' function?

notarealcarrot

You have to find a key in order to unlock a captalogued item.

Why did Dirk have to decapitate himself when he was already awake on Derse???

Anonymous

His Dreamself got knocked out and he needed it to wake up again immediately 

can you provide a list of characters who never went godteir?

Anonymous

In the Alpha timeline that would be:

Tavros, Karkat, Sollux, Nepeta, Equius, Kanaya, Gamzee, Terezi, Feferi, and Eridan

But we have seen doomed Karkat, Eridan, Tavros, and Feferi be god tier.