Is karkat ever shown dual wielding sickles?

Anonymous

Nope

were trolls' ages mentioned in canon? on mspawiki in each troll's infobox there's their age, but there isn't any source and i don't remember panels where they were explicitly stated!

Anonymous

They are all 6 sweeps old.  Terezi says so in Dave’s first conversation with her.

CAN WE GET SOME STRIPPERS IN HERE

Anonymous

image
So long as you're answering questions, there's one thing I'm uncertain about. Who raised Nanna and Grandpa? Was it Pre-Scratch Feferi or )(IC?

Anonymous

It was the Condesce

Bards aren't the only class that like that tho, any class can either help or hinder, gamzee was just insane and fucked shit up due to lil cal, not his class.(totally different anon btw)

Anonymous

But his class was involved.  He fueled rage into Terezi which lead to her killing Vriska.  He made Terezi hate him which lead to their kismesitude. In his berserk mode he let the rage of other be diminished by terrifying them. You can read the class page on the wiki for more detail but his class was definitely involved. And I know that other people have written longer explanations so you can look for those if you like. 

Hey, I was looking recently at the conversation where Jade teases John for his choice of internet browser and says he should switch to hers, which I notice has the same name as her denizen. Is this true for all the kids, Alpha and Beta? And what about the trolls?

Anonymous

It is true for all kids and trolls.

Hopefully this counts as a decent question; Why is the bard so often considered a "Wildcard class" couldnt it just be considered that Gamzee really gets around?

Anonymous

It’s because you never know if the Bard’s powers will help or hinder his group.

IS SBURB/SGRUB in anyway distributable in the mass market in any of the universes? If so, does it cost more than or the same as any other PC game made in 2009?

mrjaketerror-deactivated2020123

The game never actually comes out in bulk.

The Beta kids played a pre-released Beta version of the game.

Sollux programmed Sgrub for the post-scratch trolls

and the Alpha kids played a pre-release Alpha version of the game.

what did Doc Scratch mean when he told KK to not turn his back on the body?

Anonymous

Because if Karkat looked away the bodies would go missing, which they did since Gamzee stole them.

do we have any proof that Equius is actually dead in the new timeline? We only saw Nepeta's body and all of the horse puns insinuate him. I'm quoting some below because anon doesn't let me do links: JANE: The tilt between the friendly and felonious was a true horse race again. A real barn burner in the brewing. JANE: Yes, there'd still be hell to pay after Jade and I made our exit, sure as sugar cubes.

Anonymous

Hussie made the horse puns to make us think Equius would still be alive and showed the “leader” in a silohette with a question mark to allude to Equius’s Void aspect.  But Hussie wanted us to think that so Vriska(Vriska) being the one to return would be a bigger shock.