Cherubs have sex by turning into giant serpents, right? So, does that mean the symbol with the two snakes wound around a staff on Calliope's shirt is porn?

vaulthalla

Oh my god.

How did Aradia get Rose and Dave to the trolls?

Anonymous

She did not. The trolls came to Rose and Dave.

On what planet did the Midnight Crew and the Felt live on?

Anonymous

Alternia’s Green Moon.

What happened to grubs that failed the trials?

williamhenrythefourth

Ever heard of Grub Sauce?

When were the Dancestors introduced?

Anonymous

Shouldn't all the kids have the same birthdays if they were created in one day through ectobiology?

Anonymous

Yes but they were sent back to different days on the meteors as infants so technically they aren’t all the same age.

Hey, quick question (i'm stuck on mobile and so i can't see your faqs i'm so sorry if this is there): what's the difference between Spades Slick and Jack Noir? Are they the same person from different universes?

welcometoalternialandofthetrash

Jack Noir is the Dersite Archagent that appears in every session.

Spades Slick is the Jack Noir from the Post-scratch trolls’ session.

At which point exactly did Hussie stop taking suggestions and shut down the suggestion box? I was never quite sure about that.

Anonymous

It was during or after Act 4. 

After Act 4 you’ll notice that there’s far less random shenanigans happening. 

The next update is one april 13th (i think), which is also 413, a reoccuring number in the webcomic. Do we know the significance of the number/is there a reason for the number?

Anonymous

It’s the day Homestuck started (4/13/09). 

 It’s also John, Jane, and Bec’s birthday.

A few asks ago, you mentioned something about Skaianet. What is it, exactly?

Anonymous

It’s the company that produced Sburb in the Beta-verse and belonged to Grandpa Harley.

In the Alpha-verse it’s a company belonging to Grandma English and makes several products to compete against Crockercorp.