Forgotten Homestuck Facts

I pretty much skipped the entire felt mob/midnight crew section because I found it really uninteresting but it turns out its actually super important for a lot of things. I tried to actually read it but its still incredibly boring to me, what are the most important things I missed out on knowing?

Anonymous

It mentions Lord English, It introduces Spades Slick and Snowman who both end up being pretty important, it explains what all the felts’ abilities are I’m not going to explain them here for the sake of convenience but you can read about them on the felt wiki page, and it gives us a taste of time-shenanigans which will become so widespread and confusing later on.

People keep telling me Gamzee doesn't have time powers (even though I'm at the current hiatus and they're only on like act 5...) Can you send me a link to the fact that I saw you post? I mean... He rose Calliope and Caliborn, right?? (Bad English)

kira-the-beasty

Here’s Aradia with her time traveling music boxes

Gamzee can be seen with the same or very similar ones at the end of [S] Jane: Proceed.

no one at school knows of the grail that is Homestuck I feel alone comfort me you lil' blog of god knows what the devil gloriously made don't make me link you to a smuppet rump website

mervewyrm

You act as if a visit to the smuppet rump website would be a bad thing.

How many acts are there in total?

Anonymous

Too goddamn many.

Counting all the Intermissions and Sub-acts, there’s 35.

What's up with the sprites not having noses as well as arms? I mean a nose is not that hard to draw. Is that some other inside joke of Hussie's?

Anonymous

Look at wake again. the moon is totally destroyed, the camera zooms into derse prime, and Aradia appears.

Anonymous

You’re right. Normally the slabs are in the moons but Aradia was a special case since she died before the game started.

what is the tumor?

Anonymous

It’s a bomb, a very big bomb.

what happened to the handmaid after she recruited the condesce to lord englishs team? was it ever proven in canon that she died or just implied?

Anonymous

The Condesce killed her and was forced to take her place serving Lord English.

Do we know any of the weapons used by the pre-scratch trolls?

dave--strxder-deactivated201601

Meenah uses the 2x3dentkind obviously

Cronus had Ahab’s Crosshairs, where he used it or not is up in the air.

Mindfang is Left-handed. In her journal page just before Seer: Ascend, she mentions having to get used to writing with her other hand. In Seer: Ascend (and in following pages), we see it was her left arm which Redglare severed.

wight-warlock

All seen trolls are left handed except Karkat