“Do you like wasting long periods of time?? Do you like intricate, confusing plot points??? Do you hate yourself so much that you’d hate marry yourself if you could???? Do you enjoy lengthy stories that break the typical model of storytelling????? Do you enjoy interactive flash games, beautiful artwork, and never knowing what exactly is doing on?????? Then boy do I have a story for you!”

612 hours, so 25 and a half days.

Okay, so he landed and grew up with Nanna and eventually left home and became an adventurer.  When “Betty Crocker” left she left the company to him so he became rich.  In the future he finds the island and the tech there which would allow for Sburb to be created.  He uses the teleporters there to go to the medium but since the incipishere doesn’t actually exist until the game is started he is moved to the future.  There he saves John, eventually picks up Dad Egbert and Mom Lalonde on his battleship and brought them to some ruins on Skaia and picked up Jade’s dead dreamself body.  He then goes back to Earth, stuffs Jade’s body and puts it in the attic.  Eventually he leaves to go get the infant Jade and bring her back to the island.  Baby Jade was playing with a pistol and accidentally fired it.  Tavros, assuming Grandpa was a strange lusus that was going to hurt Jade made Bec teleport the bullet so that it hit Grandpa and he died. Jade stuffed him and years later he was going to be prototyped into Jade’s sprite but Bec teleported his remains to outer space.

Thanks! I do my best.

The Alpha kids’s birthdays are the same as their Beta kid counterparts.

Dirk’s is the same as Dave’s

Jane’s is the same as John’s and so forth.

It’s more likely that Lil Seb could be saying don’t fight him or you’re not gonna kick his ass or he was saying no because Caliborn hadn’t done the things John was accusing him of yet.

But knowing this story and all the foreshadowing it’s entirely possibly that Caliborn will end up not being Lord English through some turn of events.

If the players weren’t born through ectobiology then they probably won’t have an option to do the scratch.  

I dunno to be honest, that paradox isn’t closed yet.

Probably.

Equius cause, idk, he just always has been. 

 He was really under-appreciated when I first got into homestuck so there was like zero art or anything for him, so maybe that was part of the attraction, idk man, he’s just really great, I mean, come on just look at this face