Caliborn, would you do the naughty with Dirk?
Anonymous
I WOULD LIKE INTERATE THAT WHILE I AM BEING CALIBORN FOR THE DAY THIS IS NOT BECOMING A ASK CALIBORN BLOG AND WILL FUNCTION AS USUAL SO DONT SEND IN ASKS THAT ARENT ACTUALLY ASKING ANYTHING OF RELEVANCE , BUT TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION I MIGHT BE AS SCANDALOUS AS TO HOLD HIS HAND BUT ANYTHING FARTHER THAN THAT WOULD JUST BE PLAIN DISGUSTING, I DO HAVE SOME CLASS YOU KNOW.
Caliborn, who's your favorite homestuck character?
Anonymous
AS IF YOU EVEN NEED TO ASK, OBVIOUSLY ITS MAPLEHOOF WITH MY JUJU LIL CAL COMING IN A CLOSE THIRD RIGHT AFTER MYSELF.
how come when Jade became a god tier, she absorbed Jadesprite, but when Dave became a god tier, he DIDN'T absorb Davesprite? o:
quirkytulip-blog
THIS IS AN EASY ONE. ITS BECAUSE THAT BITCH PROTOTYPED HER SPRITE WITH HER DREAMSELF WHEREAS THAT COOL GUY’S SPRITE WAS PROTOTYPED WITH DOOMED TIMELINE VERSION OF HIMSELF. AND WHEN YOU DIE PN A QUEST BED YOU BECOME YOUR DREAMSELF.
Where is it stated specifically in canon that Caliborn is Lord English?
Anonymous
YOU SHOULD READ TODAY’S HOMOSUCK UPDATE, I MAKE IT PRETTY CLEAR THAT ONE DAY I WILL BE THE BEEFED UP VERSION OF MYSELF AT SOME POINT IN THE FUTURE.
How much swag are you Caliborn?
Anonymous
chronologically speaking, how long about did it take for Caliborn's art to improve from just scribbles to how it is now?
chibbycookie
IT ONLY TOOK ME A FEW MONTHS. ITS VERY IMPRESSIVE HOW MUCH I IMPROVED IN SUCH A SHORT TIME. IM SURE ALL YOU WATCHING AT HOME ARE EXTREMELY JEALOUS OF MY ART SKILLS.
How did the Handmaid start serving Lord English? I completely forgot :/
color-me-everything-deactivated
THE CUEBALL GUY RAISED HER TO SERVE ME BUT SHE RESISTED SO I PUT A MIGHTY CURSE ON THAT BITCH THAT MADE HER SERVE ME TILL SHE DIED HAHAHAHAHAHA
Probably a stupid question, but what is Hussie's class?
Anonymous
THAT PIECE OF TRASH IS A WASTE OF SPACE
YES MY SECRET IT OUT. IT IS I YOUR LORD CALIBORN. YOU WONDERED HOW I CAN KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT HOMESTUCK AND NOW IM TELLING YOU THAT I LEARNED IT ALL BY WATCHING THE SCREENS ON MY PLANET THAT I WORKED SO HARD TO UNLOCK. IT WAS A LONG JOURNEY BUT NOTHING I COULD NOT ACCOMPLISH WITH MY GREAT AND MIGHT SWAG. AFTER THE SCREENS SHOWED ME MANY THINGS I DECIDED TO FORGE A TUMBLR AS A PLACE TO CONTINUE MY MASTERPIECES. I KNEW IT WOULD BE CHILDS PLAY FOR ME SINCE I HAD ALREADY CONQUERED THE DEVIANTARTS AND THE VINE. WHILE TO YOU ALL IT SEEMS LIKE IVE BEEN POSTING FOR YEARS IT FOR ME HAS ONLY BEEN A FEW DAYS. I DECIDED TO GO UNDERCOVER SO PEOPLE WOULD NOT BE INTIMIDATED BY MY COOLNESS. DID YOU EVER WONDER WHAT THE T IN MOD T STOOD FOR? BECAUSE IT STOOD FOR TIME WHICH IT WHAT I HOLD DOMINION OVER AS ITS LORD.
Wait, when did Cal get the bunny?
lonely-and-the-infinite-sadness
Lil Seb got knocked into the ocean on Earth and he stayed there for a really long time until Gamzee found him and gave him to Caliborn.
