HE DIDNT, HE JUST THINKS HE DID BECAUSE HES A SELFLOATHING PIECE OF CRAP. THE CLOWN TROLL WAS THE ONE THAT ACTUALLY DISEASED THE UNIVERSE.

HOW COULD YOU MAKE ME CALIBORN WHEN I WAS ALREADY HIM

THIS IS NOT AN ASK CALIBORN BLOG. THIS IS A BLOG WHERE I EDUCATE YOU INFERIOR BEINGS ABOUT THE TRUTHES OF HOMESTUCK.

THE CLOWN IS NOT MY FRIEND HE IS MY HENCHMAN. HOW DARE YOU PUT THAT PIECE OF SHIT ON MY LEVEL. tUmUt

I WILL HARNESS THE POWER OF GOANIMATE TO MAKE HOMOSUCK THE MOVIE

WHAT IS A BIRTHDAY

I DONT KNOW WHAT BILLIARDS IS BUT HERES HOW MY SESSION WORKED. I HAD TO DO A BUNCH OF BORING SHIT WHICH LET ME TALK TO MY DENIZEN. HE GAVE ME TWO CHOICES ONE THAT WAS STUPID AND THAT I WOULD NEVER CHOOSE AND ONE THAT LET ME CONQUER WORLDS AND KILL THING. AFTER I PICKED THE OBVIOUS CHOICE SKAIA EXPLODED INTO FIFTEEN PLANETS. I HAD TO CONQUER EACH ONE IN ORDER EXCEPT I HAD TO SAVE THE EIGHTH ONE FOR LAST FOR SOME REASON. EACH PLANET HAD A TIME LIMIT THAT GOT SHORTER AS I WENT FROM ONE PLANET TO ANOTHER. THEY ALSO HAD MINIONS THAT GOT STRONGER AS I PROGRESSED AS WELL. TO CONQUER THE PLANET I HAD TO GO TO ITS CORE AND GET A CUEBALL BOMB WHICH I HAD TO USE TO LAUNCH THE PLANET INTO THE BLACK HOLE. AND EVERY TIME A CONQUERED A PLANET I GOT A MINION GUY WITH A COLORED HAT MOST OF THEM WERE PRETTY USELESS. AFTER I DESTROYED ALL THE PLANETS MY HOME TURNED INTO THE LAND OF COLORS AND MAYHEM AND EVENTUALLY I’ll TAKE MY PUPPET MINIONS AND KILL YALDBOOB FOR WHICH I WILL BE GIVEN IMMORTALITY FOREVER AND THE ABILITY TO KILL WHATEVER I WANT.

UNKNOWN BUT THAT DIRK LOOK A LIKE THAT LIVED WITH HIM HAD A LARGE SUM OF EARTH CURRENCY SO HE COULD HAVE OWNED THE WHOLE BUILDING FOR ALL I KNOW

HE USED A TIME MACHINE HE GOT FROM SOME BITCH IN ONE OF THOSE DREAMBUBBLES

THAT STUPID HONKING MORON IS NOT GOD TIER ITS JUST A FUCKING COSTUME. AS FOR HOW RAISED ME AND MY DEAD SISTER, HE USED TIMETRAVEL.