Best Mom fact: she has a daughter
Anonymous
Source?
I heard that homestuck is going to end this year, is that right?
Anonymous
While this rumor comes up every year, it is entirely likely that it will end this year, we are very close to the end
Why couldn't jade just teleport over to the meteor crew instead of riding alone with john and friends?
She could act as a gateway to the Green Sun but she couldn’t teleport there herself. She offered to send John but he declined because he didn’t want her to be alone. Which is ironic given the events in a he post-retcon timeline
Hit me with your best Mom fact. I dare you
Anonymous
She encased a vacuum in bronze.
Where does Roxygen (Roxy x John) even come from? Oxygen?
John’s a breath player, and we breath oxygen. Both Roxy and oxygen have the letters “oxy” so you just mashem together
Who are mod silver and mod Amy?????????
Anonymous
They are part of a different blog that is not this one
What even IS the red miles? Tentacles?
Anonymous
I think it’s more like veins
Remember how Mobster Kingpin's Diabetes was used against him in the final battle? Well maybe Lord English has some unknown weakness that could make his self-esteem go low or something...
Anonymous
Yes, the weakness that both Equius and Caliborn, half of Lord English share. Hehhehehehe, SOFTCORE PORNOGRAPHY.
*paps mod & gives them a treat of their choice* u ok mod?
Anonymous
Sorry, I haven’t taken a French class in three years so I’m a bit rusty.Merci beaucoup, je suis d'accord
Wow that’s not even how u say “I’m okay” in French I sense a fake French speaker (this is sarcasm) (but “je suis d'accord” means like “I’m fine with (smthng)” “I’m okay (with something)”)
i cant wait to be a useless piece of shit all day and read all these facts
Anonymous
I mean that’s kind of the nature of Homestuck in general, am I right?