Thank you for your services to the Homestuck community.
Anonymous
You are very welcome Homestuck community.
Would you happen to know if it was stated the GCat was under Condy's control the whole time?
Anonymous
In [S] DD: Ascend more casually, Gcat is seen sitting on the Condese’s lap with the Nitram symbol on its head.
Wait, how was Damara a villain? I forgot it's been so long since she's been mentioned.
Anonymous
She works under Lord English
Did the Alpha Kids had a session before the scratch, or did they exactly start to exist when the beta kids scratched?
Now this is hard to explain due to temporal mechanics. But, the Alpha Kids did not exist as the Alpha Kids until after the scratch, but they also landed 13 years before the scratch. It’s similar in the way the a player’s planet doesn’t exist until they enter but the planet has existed for ages. Essentially, a long amount of time was compressed into a short amount of time.
do you think Gamzee will escape and team up with (Kurloz/Damara/or Caliborn) any of the villains again
Anonymous
No, he’ll escape and go set up the Cali twins’ home.
Hi, has Sollux's virus (the one that Karkat compiled in a fit of spite) had any repercussion yet? Karkat believed it created a "curse" that killed all their lusus, but that idea was refuted by Kanaya. Other than that, the only thing that we know is that it had to do something with both universes.
It was just foreshadowing
how do you explain Homestuck to someone who has never read it though
It’s this webcomic where these kids play a game and their like “holy shit whats going on???” and then the world is destroyed and then some alien dudes that also played the game are like we have to work together to survive because you guys suck and made a really strong bad guy. So then they work together and like rewrite history and spend three years traveling to the new earth that they caused to exist by rewriting history. But then on that Earth there were more kids that then played the same game but the planet wasn’t destroy it was just taken over by two clowns, Guy Fieri and an alien empress and they ended up killing all the people but the planet was still okay except is was flooded. So then everyone meets up in outerspace and are like “we all got to fight these bad guys that are super strong”. Oh yeah, also there’s ghost of all the people that played the game and died and they find some bullshit thing that basically makes one of the kids a fucking consequence-free tardis. And the ghost are like gonna fight the big bad skeleton guy as like this huge army and stuff and that’s kinda where we’re at right now. It’s a piece of shit and if you start reading it now you might finish it before next months starts
does anyone ever actually say "thank you" when they submit a question
Anonymous
Some people
About how many asks does this blog get per day?
It depends. The more active we are that day the more questions we get. It’s like a double-edged sword.
I just wanted to question the Ectobiology thing being required since the beta trolls weren't created by ectobiology. Karkat only made one set right?
Anonymous
1) Karkat’s group are the Beta Trolls
2) Karkat made all 24 trolls