Forgotten Homestuck Facts

do you think that theres ever gonna be a new album?

Anonymous

I’m sure we’ll get one when Hiveswap comes out. I dunno if you wanna count video game soundtracks as albums

How about karezi being besties? Would that be a possibility of happening?

Anonymous

It’s within the realm of possibilities

Did we ever see Jake get that Mad Hatter hat? Or is that a thing we're just assuming he got/made in the time that we haven't seen him?

Anonymous

Jasprose made it for him when they all were having their tea party

Does Karezi have a chance?

Anonymous

Not really :/ ごめん

Wait, didn't TereziVriska break up? Or is it still unknown?

bibohbibi

I thought they did?, but the wiki said they’re still together and I went back and read the pesterlogs and there isn’t anything about them breaking up. So unless Hussie retcon some shit, I have no idea why I thought that

Will the alpha kids get along like they used to at the end of homestuck?

Anonymous

Oh sorry. In my last ask I meant Spades Slick (I keep calling him Jack Noir because I get his alternate versions confused)

happyfork

“I know you’ve always had your shitty cybernetic eye on her. Yes, the same eye that’s probably just a useless piece of red glass overlapping an otherwise perfectly healthy eye. Yeah, that one.”

How did Jake show up with two zillyhoo guns here in the new update? Did I miss something?

Anonymous

They made them back in the Trickster Saga

Um what are the current ship standings? according to canon of course

Anonymous

Rose ♥ Kanaya

Mituna ♥ Latula

Mituna ♢ Kurloz

Terezi ♢ Vriska

Dave ♥ Karkat (implied)

John ♥ Roxy (implied)

John ♠ Terezi (implied)

I might be missing one or two

How does Jake turn from the badass double pistols and a wink guy, to the human equivalent of Tavros?

odetoeyes

Okay one, I’m sorry, but Jake has never been badass

He became the “human equivalent of Tavros” only in the last few weeks (in-story time) as his relationship with Dirk began to decline and kept venting to Jane oblivious of how it made her feel. The kicker being (and this all happened in the last 24 hours mind you) when Jane blew up on him, when Dirk broke up with him, and when Heiress Jane told him that he was good for nothing but looking hot and making babies. Dude’s self-esteem and self-confidence are at an all time low, just like Tavros’s was back in Hivebent. That’s why they get along so well.