Forgotten Homestuck Facts

Why is Equius the best troll? Like perfect?!?!?!?

tybeaniebabiesofficial

Reason 1: Horses

Reason 2: He’s really strong

Reason 3: He has awesome alternian slam poetry

Reason 4:

Did jake ever really like dirk or did he only date him because he felt bad for him?

Anonymous

Well

But also consider

what do we know about cherub romance?

Anonymous

Cherubs seek out a m8 similar to the sibling they dominated over. When they find each other they promptly beat the shit out of one another. The loser lays an egg. And the cycle begins again

(Different Anon) I thought the whole point of John retconning the timeline was BECAUSE she succeeded in making it alpha. If it was a doomed timeline, why would John have to make the deal with Typheus to create a new alpha?

Anonymous

He made the deal with Typheus to master his retcon abilities so that he could move himself and his planet into the Alpha timeline.

How come Dirk, Dave, and Terezi didn't need gas masks on LOTAK (that's Dirk's planet right?)? You could say because they were god tier but terezi wasn't.

isopodaqua

It’s because they were on top of the buildings. Krypton is denser than your average air so it sinks. They’d only need the masks if they went to the surface.

aranea was trying to make the timeline where the kids never finish the game the Alpha timeline so that way caliborn never becomes Lord English right? did she ever really understand what she was doing? i mean, i guess she succeeded because the kids never did make universe C for him to exist in, but isnt that a plot hole? a broken time loop? how tf was caliborn even speaking to the kids in that pre-retcon timeline then? is that plot hole why aranea ultimately failed?

Anonymous

She knew she was creating a doomed timeline, she theorized that a millennial old Sylph of Light could heal the timeline into becoming the Alpha. But she ultimately failed and GAME OVER happened. Had she been a Sylph of Time, maybe things would have worked differently.

How does Lil Seb end up with Caliborn?

Anonymous

He falls into the ocean before Jake enters and is eventually found by Caliborn and friends

Is there any specific reason why pumpkins are easiest to appearify? Also, what's up with the mspa wiki page for pumpkins blatantly just denying the existence of pumpkins within the stories?

galacticshiba-deactivated201610

forgottenhsfacts:

what’s a pumpkin?

Is there any specific reason why pumpkins are easiest to appearify? Also, what's up with the mspa wiki page for pumpkins blatantly just denying the existence of pumpkins within the stories?

galacticshiba-deactivated201610

what’s a pumpkin?

Why do people sometimes ship John and Tavros as black ROM?

Anonymous

I actually used to ship this back in the day. Just read this pesterlog and you’ll get why