what are the canon ships in homestuck?

Anonymous

Ships that have been canon:
(Vriska) ♥ Doomed John
Dave ♥ Terezi
Terezi ♠ Gamzee
Vriska ♠ Eridan
Eridan ♦ Feferi
Equius ♥ /♠ Aradiabot
Dirk ♥ Jake
Jade ♥ Davesprite
Kurloz ♥ Meulin
Karkat ♦ Gamzee
Rufioh ♥ Damara
Vriska ♦ Kanaya
Aranea ♥ Porrim
Sollux ♥ Feferi
(Vriska) ♥ Meenah
Snowman ♠ Spades Slick  
Spades Slick ♥ Ms.Paint
Dad Egbert  ♥ Mom Lalonde

Ships that are Endgame canon:
Rose ♥ Kanaya
Terezi ♦ Vriska
Kurloz ♦ Mituna  ♥ Latula
Meulin ♦ Horuss ♥ Rufioh (albeit about to break up)
Dave ♥ Karkat
Equius ♦ Nepeta

Bolded means they happen exclusively Pre-Retcon

whats the meaning of "dotesmite"?? im not a native speaker, i have zero clue what it means

Anonymous

I spent too much time trying to find a definition and figure out what you’re talking about.  But it’s actually just two words mushed together.

Dote: be extremely and uncritically fond of.

Smite: to strike with a firm blow

Basically Dad was being very firm with his affections and offerings of cake which only infuriated John further

Can only light players see into the magic cue ball? I think we've only seen Rose and Vriska do it.

Anonymous

It seems like it. Which makes sense since Light is Knowledge and Luck

I always thought that Rose turned grimdark because the Horrorterrors' answer was unfathomable and she got power from that?

Anonymous

That too

What was that bed in the battlefield that Dream John was lying on when he ascended?

Anonymous

It’s a Quest Bed. You can’t die on it to ascend tho. A person’s dreamself is teleported to their Battlefield Quest Bed when they die on their Planet Quest Bed.  This is why the Alpha kids had to die using their Slabs

Exactly How and Why did Rose go Grimdark?

Anonymous

She asked the All Knowing Cueball if the Horrorterrors were evil and they responded by giving her a shit ton of power

if in the furthest ring the time is weird that mean the green sun was not created yet, is there and was destroyed at the same time?

Anonymous

Basically the timeline in the Furthest Ring is not parallel to ours or even itself.

Here’s kind of a rough view of it. It really shouldn’t be linear but I didn’t know how else to portray it

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The trolls have cannon tentacles?

Anonymous

Fanon

Can you find a page for me? There was a panel where Dave and Jade were on LOFAF and Jack showed up and Jade started shooting him. I think Jade was wearing the 3 am dress but I'm not sure.

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What exactly happened to Matchsticks and Quarters?

Anonymous