Not true. Dave, Jade and Rose landed on Earth four months before John did, they lived four months longer thus making them that much older
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Yeppers, the youngin’ was “born” April 13th 1996
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Technically Roxy is (followed very closely by Dirk) since she won’t be “born” for another nearly 400 years.
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Well we don’t know any of the post-scratch trolls’ wiggling days except for Karkat’s so we can’t say for sure. Out of the kids tho the oldest would be Jake and Jade both born on December 1st, 1995.
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Space, Light, and Breath theoretically
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Rose and Jake said it once, Eridan said it twice