Why didn't going god tier make John, Jade, Jane, Jake, Vriska, and Aranea not need glasses anymore?

Anonymous

Going godtier only heals injuries that you want to be healed. For example, when Vriska went god tier her eye and arm were healed. 

Do you know how long the act seven flash will be?

Anonymous

Ipgd, a friend of Hussie’s said Act 7 will be two html pages. We don’t know what these two pages will be or if they’re flashes or not. Ipgd said “ya’ll gonna shit” when we see Act 7. 

I thought John's dad was dead. Why is he alive in the update?

Anonymous

That’s Jane’s dad, Dad Crocker.

hoo boy i could completely have things mixed up but if john becomes poppop then why does poppop use a gun i mean idk. if john spent so long using a hammer then ??? idk sorry if this is dumb

Anonymous

Poppop is not Grandpa Harley. Poppop is post-scratch John and Grandpa Harley is pre-scratch Jake.

Some questions because I'm getting really impatient. 1) When does Jade go God Tier? Act and Part would be nice, but adjacent events will do. 2) Do the trolls and humans ever meet in person? If so, when? 3) When do couples start actually getting together? It's a shipping bone yard where I am (act 5, part 2, part 14)

paperbutsingular

Jade goes godtier at the end of Act 5. Yes, the trolls and humans will meet in person in Act 6. Couples start getting together in Act 6. 

When and how did Caliborn become god tier?

Anonymous

Caliborn became godtier offscreen. He died on his quest bed and his dreamself went godtier.

Do we know where lil seb is in all this or at least where he was last left off in the timeline?

mothbyte

Lil Seb was dropped into the ocean on Earth on this page. He was last seen with Caliborn here

Is terezi blind in current timeline ?

Anonymous

Yes.

Isn't there a prophecy that John is going to die a permanent god tier death? Does that still apply or did it get retconned? Thanks!

dooplissss

No, there isn’t a prophecy about his death, Doc Scratch mentioned that he’s he’s convinced John’s death won’t be “as a scoundrel”.

Who exactly was Crocker Dad associating John with in todays upd8?

Anonymous

Dad Crocker’s dad is post-scratch John or Poppop. So Dad Crocker is basically meeting his teenage dad.