Forgotten Homestuck Facts

how backed up is the submission box?

Anonymous

It’s actually almost empty. If you have something to submit now would be a great time.

~Mod T

So that would make Dave an unknown amount of time older since Davesprie had been time traveling for half a year, correct?

Anonymous

Davesprite was in the doomed timeline for approximately a month and didn’t do much time traveling.

During the time of the Beta Kid’s session Dave said that he had been time traveling and it had been a few days from his perspective so he is only a handful of days older than Rose and Jade now.

~Mod T

I was told a while back that Lil Cal is evil. But yet I can't find anything that sources anything "evil" he's done. I think he's a good guy, since he belonged to Bro/Dirk. Can any of the mods source "evil" things Cal's done?

Anonymous

He kinda made this happen

~Mod T

Does the Alpha kids session take place in a totally different Genesis frog?

Anonymous

Nope, it’s the same frog, just in the other eye.

~Mod T

question about that recent new fact about the age of the kids. aren't they all technically the same age since they were all created by that ecto thingy at the same time? i think it would be more accurate to say that jade's birthday is first, then dave, rose, and johns is the latest.

Anonymous

All the kids were the same age when they left on their respective meteors. But Jade landed four months before John did. She didn’t not age during those three months.

~Mod T

Isn't john the oldest, because he was born a year earlier?

Anonymous

Nope, John’s the youngest. He was born in ‘96, the others were born in December of '95.

~Mod T

Also it's worth mentioning that theoretically the alpha kids' session would never end because it's a void session, ie no prototypings pre-entry therefore no war therefore no reckoning

Anonymous

actually the time shenanigans is because the Medium is supposed to be timeless, it's in the letter to John Nannasprite wrote(source: p=002659) i'm p sure that means its time doesn't have anything to do with stuff outside of it, but I can't find a source for that

Anonymous

I'm p sure there's no evidence the two Dads are related. besides the fact they look identical, I guess, but they are kinda just outlines with a pipe and hat so does it count? idk I could be wrong

Anonymous

Well, they’re kinda related.

Nanna and Jane have the same DNA.

Dad Egbert is Nanna’s son

and Dad Crocker, genetically, is Jane’s grandson.

So, Dad Egbert is kinda Dad Crocker’s uncle.

~Mod T

i had this odd dad theory a while back- jane is his mother in the beta timeline, john is his father in the alpha timeline- so is he jane and john's kid?

Anonymous

Incest, hm.. Maybe that’s why he doesn’t have eyes or a mouth.

~Mod T

this has been a joke