I know, I realized that as soon as I answered it.  Hussie draws the sprites in an as minimalist style as possible to allow the reader to interpret how the character actually looks.   

The Sacrificial Slabs located in the center of Derse and Prospits’ moons function the same way as Quest Beds but don’t require two lives left.

“Do you like wasting long periods of time?? Do you like intricate, confusing plot points??? Do you hate yourself so much that you’d hate marry yourself if you could???? Do you enjoy lengthy stories that break the typical model of storytelling????? Do you enjoy interactive flash games, beautiful artwork, and never knowing what exactly is doing on?????? Then boy do I have a story for you!”

612 hours, so 25 and a half days.

The Alpha kids’s birthdays are the same as their Beta kid counterparts.

Dirk’s is the same as Dave’s

Jane’s is the same as John’s and so forth.

It’s more likely that Lil Seb could be saying don’t fight him or you’re not gonna kick his ass or he was saying no because Caliborn hadn’t done the things John was accusing him of yet.

But knowing this story and all the foreshadowing it’s entirely possibly that Caliborn will end up not being Lord English through some turn of events.

If the players weren’t born through ectobiology then they probably won’t have an option to do the scratch.  

Probably.

Equius cause, idk, he just always has been. 

 He was really under-appreciated when I first got into homestuck so there was like zero art or anything for him, so maybe that was part of the attraction, idk man, he’s just really great, I mean, come on just look at this face

Rose- Squid probably because of her involvement with the horrorterrors but maybe a cat

John- Bunny

Jade- Dog

Dirk- Seagull

Roxy- Cat

Jane is maybe a rabbit?

and Jake is 

well I have no idea what Jake is it could be anything he lived alone on an island full of animals for pete’s sake.