Daily reminder that Karkat hardly ever uses the phrase 'fuckass'. Jade says it more times that Karkat does.

Anonymous

John and Karkat have said it once and Jade has said it twice. 

How are all the kids together? Aren't they in different sessions??

Anonymous

They all recently arrived in the Alpha kids’ session. The meteor gang traveled through the Furthest Ring which is the area in-between sessions. John and Jade travelled through the fourth wall into a different dimension and into a different fourth wall and now they’re all in the Alpha kids’ session. 

What exactly is Cal?

Anonymous

Lil Cal is a puppet who has been identified as a juju so his existence is an ontological paradox and he has no true point of origin. For a timeline see this post. 

I get robojack and bec noir but Lord Jack, i thought he was caliborn's sesions jack? and if not when abouts does calibons session happen in relation to the current updates?

Anonymous

Lord Jack is the Jack from the Alpha kids’ session.  He has Lil’ Cal’s eyes and Crowbar’s crowbar which Gamzee gave him.

Caliborn’s session’s Jack is probably dead since Caliborn said that he would dispose of him once he was done using him.

Is it ever stated who created the game sburb/sgrub??? Or is it literally just like, Hussie?

Anonymous

On Alternia Sollux programmed it based on stuff Aradia found in the frog temple.

In Pre-scratch Earth Skaianet manufactured it, Skaianet was owned by Grandpa Harley.

On Post-scratch Earth CrockerCorp made the game

Is Nanasprite alive?

Anonymous

Yes, she arrived with Jade and should be on LoMaX

Do you ship people in homestuck? If so, who?

Anonymous

I used to ship a bunch of people back in the day, but now I’m just really hoping that Rosemary and Breathalyzer make it to end game.

What would Jack have done with the bases that required their destruction?

Anonymous

He could have spied on the kids yo

are spades slick and jack noir the same person

Anonymous

Spades Slick is a Jack Noir, yes

why is vriska such a bitch?

Anonymous

Because she’s such a great character