have we ever seen dirk and jake have an actual conversation in homestuck? which doesn't involve brain ghost dirk or AR?

Anonymous

They’ve had just 1 one-on-one’s seen in canon.  It was  just Dirk asking where Jake is and Jake ignoring him.  

Wait, when they win the session, what will happen to the trolls??

Anonymous

They’ll go with them

Can we have a random forgotten fact about Mr. Horuss Zahhak?

Anonymous

He starts all his sentences with a happy horse face 8=D

When the session is won, who would be able to take over the new universe? Would it be all the kids, just the beta kids (since its their frog), or just the alpha kids (since its their session)?

Anonymous

It should be all the kids. 

There’s no basis for this in canon but I like to believe that anyone that walks through the end game door has some ownership to the new universe.

wait are u doing asks yet or no

Anonymous

no

i was under the impression that the trolls had 24 hours to beat the black king and spent those several weeks hiding in the veil AFTER they'd beaten him

Anonymous

That can’t be true because Karkat and Kanaya were frog breeding for weeks.  If they had left the Incipisphere after a day they couldn’t have done that.

are the trolls and humans still playing sburb/Sgrub to present?

Anonymous

The humans are still playing Sburb and the trolls are helping them, yes.

Can Caliborn control minds?

Anonymous

No.

Which are all the vast (sounds) and the (color)(measures)?

Anonymous

Well let’s see, there’s the

Vast Honk (Sound LE makes when he enters a universe)

Vast Glub (Sound Glubglub makes that kills all the trolls)

Vast Croak (Sound the Genesis Frog makes when he’s created)

And then there’s

Red Miles (Unavoidable attack causes by the Queens’ ring)

Yellow Yard (The Yard Stick Hussie places between the two 4th walls that John and Jade traveled between)

Black Inches (Snowman’s whip)

I think that’s all of them

what happened to vriska after terezi back-stabbed her in god tier?

Anonymous

She died, came back as a sprite, exploded, became a pirate, found some treasure, her crew left her, her pre-scratch ancestral counterpart turned out to be a dick, she realized that she was also a dick, then learned about the power of friendship and made out with a fish-lady.