Why did the Lil Cal that came to the Beta Universe with Bro have Caliborn/Arquisprite/Gamzee in him, while the Lil Cal that came to the Alpha Universe with Dirk was empty?

Anonymous

Because the Cal that went with Dirk was destined to be filled and it could be filled if it was already full. Likewise, the essences in Bro’s Cal were needed for Doc Scratch’s creation so it needed to have all them naughty boys shoved up in it.

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Anonymous

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Thank you for being with us throughout this ride! Happy 413!

Anonymous

Happy 413 indeed, I can’t wait to see where this ride takes us next :3

Are there any patterns you feel are important but are overlooked in Homestuck?

Anonymous

I do really enjoy the running Cat/Horse dynamic, it’s not really acknowledged much but it’s there. Rose had a cat and a horse. Nepeta and Equius. Roxy and Dirk. The repetitive appearance of cats and horses. The sprite most integral to the plot, Arquius being composed of two horse fanatics. While the two sprite^2 both have a feline component. That’s just off the top of my head, I’m sure there’s more stuff out there.

do you think hiveswap is coming out today?

Anonymous

I doubt it’s being released today, soon tho.

i feel really dumb asking this but i know half of the blood caste tends to use words like "bloodpusher" and the other half just says "heart" but i forget which is which :/

Anonymous

Highbloods used the human term. Lowbloods used the more specified titles. 

Wasn't that Karkat thing about big letters when he was on the meteor talking to himself?

Anonymous

I read the log before, that was my first instinct but he doesn’t talk about it there. Caliborn talks about BIG LETTERS on two instances tho.

Wasn't it stated or at least heavily implied in Mindfang's journal entries that she mind controlled the Dolorosa to give her a blowjob just to simply piss off her kismesis Dualscar? IDK, my friend said so and I don't know whether to believe her or not...

Anonymous

Mindfang did mind control one of Dualscars slaves into being her lover to piss him off, whether that was the Dolorosa or not remains to be seen but fanon belief is strong

me and a few others remember a quote where karkat was talking about his typing quirk, saying that he uses big letters to make others take him more seriously/to not feel as small/to make himself seem more important, something along those lines? but we cant find it. was it canon or are we remembering a fic or something?

Anonymous

I can’t find any evidence of it in canon, I think it might be from a fanmade work

Do we know how the whole Muse/Lord class thing works or is it up to speculation again? I've been told that a session with only two players has a Muse and a Lord but then there's "Only Cherubs can be the master classes," which is making me rather confused.

Anonymous

Muse and Lord are just very rare and powerful classes. It’s never been stated that they are cherub exclusive.  Only Cherubs in Homestuck hold the titles and the classes are gender-specific so that might be where the misconception comes from, but any species should theoretically be able to have. And it hasn’t been stated to my knowledge the the classes are exclusive to one or two player sessions.