Forgotten Homestuck Facts

Which ships are considered incestuous?

Anonymous

I don’t know if all of these are actual ships, but I’m just gonna list them anyway: DaveRose, JohnJade, DaveDirk, DaveRoxy, RoseRoxy, RoseDirk, JohnJane, JaneJade, AlphaDave/AlphaRose, any of the kids with their Guradrians, Calliope/Caliborn and debatably all of the trolls.

DirkRoxy and JaneJake are not incestuous at all.

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Anonymous

Oh honey, I’ve my diploma for a long time. You should have been around when Johndave v. Johnkat was a thing

HOW MANY. LAYERS OF DISCOURSE. ARE YOU ON. " VRISKA" IS LIKE A LITTLE BABY. WATCH THE CAN OF BOTH, WORDS. AND WHOOPING ASS. I AM ABOUT TO DROP ON YOUR PITIFUL DISCOURSE PILE. LIKE ITS HOT. tUMUt THE SHITTY CLOWN. WHO FOLLOWS MY PERSONAGE AROUND. HE HAS DONE "NO WRONG"

Anonymous

I'm disappointed that in that ask about vriska there wasn't 8 noes

Anonymous

I retconed it for you

Fave forgotten side character?

Anonymous

forever and always

is vriska a bad person?

Anonymous

Oh no, nononononononono, we ARE NOT opening up that can of worms

All this shipping drama just makes me realize how much of Homestuck I've already forgotten

Anonymous

I haven’t seen homestuck shipping drama this bad since 2013

the only ship that matters is me <3 forgottenhomestuckfacts

Anonymous

Does mod T is gay?

Anonymous

very

So is Dirk/Kanaya canon? :/

Anonymous

Now there’s a buddy ship with lots of potential