Dirk was overbearing and Jake was distant to say the least.

We can assume that they at the very least worked through their issues enough to be friends again.

Handmaid- Witch of Time: In the service of Lord English she traveled through time bringing chaos

Summoner- Rogue of Breath. (breath not being defined in canon makes this speculative) Breath may symbolize Freedom. He tried to steal the Freedom for other trolls from the Condesce with his revolution.

Psiionic-Heir of Doom: Obviously he was doomed to suffer for millennia used by the Condesce as a battery

Disciple- Mage of Heart: Mage’s abilities are highly speculator but for Heart (Soul) she resonated well with the Signless’s soul with them having a relationship that went beyond the quadrants. She also made the Signless’s soul stayed alive after his death by recording his teachings so they would one day be able to be spread again.

Dolorosa- Maid of Space: Space is linked to creation and compassion, she went outside her societal system to raise a child

Redglare- Knight of Mind: was a lawyer

Mindfang- Sylph of Light: was able to see into the Cueball

Darkleer- Page of Void: After failing to kill the Disciple he lost his sense of identity, his Void ability was also used by Mindfang to hide.

Grand Highblood-Prince of Rage: a very angie boy

Dualscar- Bard of Hope? weak ass bard, couldn’t even tell a good joke

Condesce- Thief of Life: obviously steals life from a whole heckin lot of people and can extend lifespans

Post-scratch Cal was empty the whole time, Pre-scratch Cal had Caliborn, Arquius, and Gamzee’s souls in it.

No one created him, he always existed and will always exist, his timeline is a paradox, that’s what makes him a juju

I mean page is an incredibly passive class and prince is like the second most active so that might be why people think that but canonically it’s not one of the reasons they didn’t work

John lived in Maple Valley, Washington State, Dave lived in Texas, Rose lived in Rainbow Falls, New York and Jade lived on an island somewhere in the Pacific.

Yea, they’d just die

Yeah, it’s a hint towards her being a Thief of Life, a lot of the ancestors show traits of their pre-scratch selves classpect

Fanon ignores the many, many flaws of both  character

It happened before they got to the meteor. Tavros tried to kill her because he had just got his legs, was feeling confident and was tired of her shit.

Bed/Cocoon:

John, Jade, Vriska, Meenah

Slab:

Aradia, Dave, Rose, Roxy, Jane, Dirk, Jake