Forgotten Homestuck Facts

So, I checked the overly complicated chart, and I still don't quite understand how it is that the Alpha kids aren't related to each other. I suppose you've probably been asked this before, so a link to that post would be fine. Alternatively, on which page was John completing his ectobiological duties?

Anonymous

Source | Page where John does ecto stuff is here.

Is there any significance behind SS hating clocks and CD loving them? I know that sometimes they have a connection to the Heroic/Just spectrum, for instance. I was just wondering if you all thought there was more significance tied directly to the Midnight Crew.

Anonymous

Spades Slick hates clocks because his rival Lord English is a Time player.

How did Dirk and Roxy learn how to speak english???? or type it???????? oR ANYTHING TO DO WITH OTHER HUMAN THINGS IN GENERAL????? (Other than the things that were left for them)

Anonymous

Internet? As adults those two did pretty incredible things so raising themselves from infancy doesn’t seem as unrealistic in comparison. Roxy was raised by carapaces too so don’t forget them.

in game over when jade dies and aranea says lucky br8k, is that because the clock paused in the middle before leaning towards just? or did it stop in the middle and aranea moved the clock to the just side?

Anonymous

The clock moved to Just because Aranea is a Light player and is prone to good luck.

how come caliborn got his clock for killing his dezizen

Anonymous

It was part of his reward for completing the challenge Yaldabaoth gave him. Solve his session and he gets the opportunity to claim unconditional immortality and power.

Do you think Kanaya would have killed Eridan if they had had a one on one bout instead of Eridan being blindsided?

Anonymous

As rainbow drinker I think she’d definitely win.

Who is Halley?

Anonymous

Grandpa Harley’s dog

Are Bec and Halley related?

Anonymous

Bec is the ectochild of Halley

I am so sorry for starting this whole thing with GlubGlub. *flops on face* Forgive meeeeeeee

Anonymous

You didn’t start anything dude, I’ve been typing out glubglub practically forever

If there was no Glubglub on Beforus than what lusus took care of the fuschia bloods? Did they just not have one?

Anonymous

I believe young fuchsia blood were raised by the Empress’s court and groomed to take her place