Pretty much everything in Homestuck is real. Homestuck is a documentary.

Anonymous

Homestuck: the only archive needed for future generations. You got your Tab Soda, your ICP, your fruit gushers, wax lips, scotty dogs, your Guy Fieris, scary Wolf heads, Charles Duttons, Rufio!, your Snoop Dog and Nic Cage, your Faygos, etc..  What else do you need?

Is tab soda actually a thing???

Anonymous

Yeah, it was like the original Diet Coke. It was real big in the 80′s or something.

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You know when Aranea tries to kiss Jake and she says she knows he's attracted to her? She does have those empath powers but it kinda makes her sound like a fuckboi, do you agree?

Anonymous

oh my gosh

Again, about the rose/dave ascension & green sun space shenanigams: The green sun already existed when the trolls where there, waiting for the kids, and they just jumped out! The explosion that killed rose and dave made the green sun! So what happen

Anonymous

Here’s a timeline:  Dave and Rose exploded the Tumor, died and made the Green Sun. Meteor gang sees the new light in the sky and starts heading  there.  Aradia and Half Sollux show up because they were in the bubbles so they were closer. Dave and Rose then rise up out of the Sun (takes a few minutes because this thing is freaking huge). Then the meteor crew arrives at the sun. They have a short meet n greet, WV shows up and then they head on out for A2

Why did Aranea mind-control a bunch of Damaras? Im sure it was to perform a single task but im not sure what that was.

Anonymous

I'm sorry that person was so rude to you, you really didn't deserve that

Anonymous

Eh, it comes with the territory of running a big blog. Ain’t nothin’ but a thing. 

does kankri's celibacy mean he doesn't want any concupiscent quadrants or that he doesn't want any quadrants at all?? or that he just doesn't want sex?

Anonymous

I think just the concupiscent quadrants based on how he was talking about moirallegiences with Karkat

Is that what the blog will be now that homestuck has ended? A mouthpiece for you to help begging nobodies who deserve everything they're getting? You and your faggot, degenerate friend can fuck off.

Anonymous

You…are not very nice…

is it ever rlly explained why the trolls have their typing quirks?? like is it just to have them or is there an actual reason. thank u if u answer and have a nice day

Anonymous

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how is the matriorb fertilized? like, do we know how many/what kind of troll(s) were/are in it?

Anonymous

Trolls don’t hatch from the matriorb. It’s a Mother Grub egg.