Forgotten Homestuck Facts

Anon 77: Hello i just wanted to tell you thank and that the rest of the anons should calm the fuck down

Anonymous

Thanks Anon 77, but it’s cool. The other anons aren’t that bad today. I’ve seen a lot worse.

~Mod T

Obviously they weren't wearing diapers. That'd be silly. That's just what a Homestuck Human looks like naked

Anonymous

You’re probably right.

~Mod T

Maybe the eye lashes, the lips, the hair and such are all just for simplicity and recognizability. Just a thought. We should be careful how seriously we consider anything. It is Homestuck after all.

Anonymous

Exactly.

~Mod T

yeah doc scratch put lipstick on that megido, just like karkat put green lipstick on kanaya in that picture of him with them, or wait maybe this theory actually sucks?

Anonymous

I don’t appreciate your rude tone there friend.

~Mod T

so, according to post 53790770447, is snowman doc scratches mom? sorta????

Anonymous

If you consider John to be John’s dad then yes.

~Mod T

it's entirely possible that aradia's eyelashes are natural, just like eridan's hair streak. maybe it's some sort of mutation, where certain patches of a troll's hair don't have black pigment and are instead filled in with whatever pigments are in their blood?

bluishbeetle-deactivated2018042

Eyelashes and hair, maybe. But trolls have naturally black lips so Doc Scratch def put lipstick on that grub.

~Mod T

I MEAN do you really think they were gonna go through the trouble of dyeing a baby's little hair streak why would that even WHY

schrodingersmood

I dunno, but Doc Scratch did put make up on grub Handmaid remember?

~Mod T

I dont see why anyone would be bothered by Eridan having a natural purple streak. I mean he is a troll after all and natural oddly colored hair isn't rare in fiction.

Anonymous

srsly

~Mod T

That means that diapers and glasses are natural too, since the humans had them moments after ectobiology.

Anonymous

I’d say so, yeah

~Mod T

(about eridans hair streak being natural) there's a headcanon (?) floating around that cronus has the streak as well, but dyes it black to seem more "human" (on his talksprite you can see the gray part of his hair where the streak would be)

Anonymous

That’s a nice headcanon. I like that.

~Mod T