I know you guys want happy endings for all your “babies”, but there are timeloops that need closed, events that are unavoidably going to play out, Caliborn’s masterpiece is going to happen, it needs to for Homestuck to exist the way it does. I’m sorry, but that’s just the way it’s gotta be.

What happened to nepeta, and eridan? AND PLEASE EXPLAIN GAMZEE

Anonymous

Well nep became part of Davepeta which is rad. Eridan is dead, presumably forever. And Gamzee also ends up dead after he and Caliborn fight the alpha kids.

how meny people get tiger

Anonymous

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They definitely will fight calliborn. But them getting stuck in the juju is not a guarantee. That can still stuff him in to lil cal without themselves getting trapped :)

Anonymous

But if they don’t get sucked into it then Caliborn won’t send it to the furthest ring for Vriska to eventually find and use against Lord English.  And we know Vriska does those things, so the prior has to happen.  And the house juju glows the beta kids aspects so they def got jammed in there.

just to make sure i got it, how did they time travel 5k years?

Anonymous

Dave, can time travel, he’s a time player

i feel like u should probably stop saying that theyre gonna go fight caliborn as confirmed fact bc its really not more than a theory? like we only know this from something caliborn tells us, and hes not the most reliable source

Anonymous

But they are gonna fight Caliborn, they need to. In order for Lord English to exist they need to beat him up and jam him in Lil Cal. And Lord English exists already so therefore they will fight Caliborn. Or risk a doomed timeline.

Do you think Jane could make anyone non god tier immortal? Or is Rose going to have to be a window?

levshu

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does everyone is dead?

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So I started following Homestuck four years back, at the start of high school for me, and sometime in 10th or 11th grade, I didn't keep up with it anymore. I've collected bits and pieces by all the posts in-tag, since I can't remember exactly where I left off. My question posed though is: should I feel bad for not understanding so much? For example, I don't understand jujus and their functions even though I was still reading when they were first mentioned... I just feel bad for not understanding

Anonymous

Dude it’s a story, a piece of fiction, like there is no problem in not knowing literally everything about it. Plenty of people don’t understand how things work or what they are in homestuck, explaining that shit is like 95% of what this blog does. So no, you shouldn’t feel bad.

Wait, what? What do u mean they didn't live through the 5000 years? What happened? I guess there was a big creators' return party... What did they do??

Anonymous

They time traveled