I think the ask about the sprites not having noses, I think the asker meant that when characters are drawn in their sprite form (as opposed to in Hero Mode, Hussnasty Mode, or by the Art team [which by the way the screenshot you replied with was]) they don't have noses or arms.

Anonymous

I know, I realized that as soon as I answered it.  Hussie draws the sprites in an as minimalist style as possible to allow the reader to interpret how the character actually looks.   

What are all the horn types out there

flaminggoosememe

There are infinity horn types out there, there are literally so many it would take way too long for me to even find them all.

Regarding the ask as to the pre-scratch troll's weapons, on the wiki it says that Damara used a needlekind strife specibus.

superserenajin

Yes, yes she does, she need them to initiate the scratch.

Jade dies in [S]Descend. How and when does she come to life? When does her planet finally get created in the Medium?

madamehardy

That was Jade’s dreamself, she comes back as Jadesprite when Jade prototypes her stuffed dreamself. Her planet is created in [S] Jade: Enter

How does one ascend to God Tier when one's dream self is dead?

Anonymous

The Sacrificial Slabs located in the center of Derse and Prospits’ moons function the same way as Quest Beds but don’t require two lives left.

what is the best thing to say to somebody to try and get them into homestuck?

Anonymous

“Do you like wasting long periods of time?? Do you like intricate, confusing plot points??? Do you hate yourself so much that you’d hate marry yourself if you could???? Do you enjoy lengthy stories that break the typical model of storytelling????? Do you enjoy interactive flash games, beautiful artwork, and never knowing what exactly is doing on?????? Then boy do I have a story for you!”

How long did the beta trolls session last?

Anonymous

612 hours, so 25 and a half days.

Okay another question. Can you give a timeline of Jade's grandfather? I get he was an adventurer, but this is just ridiculous.

it-makes-me-glad-im-not-you-dea

Okay, so he landed and grew up with Nanna and eventually left home and became an adventurer.  When “Betty Crocker” left she left the company to him so he became rich.  In the future he finds the island and the tech there which would allow for Sburb to be created.  He uses the teleporters there to go to the medium but since the incipishere doesn’t actually exist until the game is started he is moved to the future.  There he saves John, eventually picks up Dad Egbert and Mom Lalonde on his battleship and brought them to some ruins on Skaia and picked up Jade’s dead dreamself body.  He then goes back to Earth, stuffs Jade’s body and puts it in the attic.  Eventually he leaves to go get the infant Jade and bring her back to the island.  Baby Jade was playing with a pistol and accidentally fired it.  Tavros, assuming Grandpa was a strange lusus that was going to hurt Jade made Bec teleport the bullet so that it hit Grandpa and he died. Jade stuffed him and years later he was going to be prototyped into Jade’s sprite but Bec teleported his remains to outer space.

Keep up the awesome work!

gogodoczilla

Thanks! I do my best.

Are the alpha kids birthdays the same as the beta guardians? i.e: Bro's birthday and Dirk's being the same? Or Jane and Nanna's, etc? Sorry, I'm confused about this. (The date, not the year of course)

Anonymous

The Alpha kids’s birthdays are the same as their Beta kid counterparts.

Dirk’s is the same as Dave’s

Jane’s is the same as John’s and so forth.