Forgotten Homestuck Facts

How did the Handmaid start serving Lord English? I completely forgot :/

THE CUEBALL GUY RAISED HER TO SERVE ME BUT SHE RESISTED SO I PUT A MIGHTY CURSE ON THAT BITCH THAT MADE HER SERVE ME TILL SHE DIED HAHAHAHAHAHA

Probably a stupid question, but what is Hussie's class?

Anonymous

THAT PIECE OF TRASH IS A WASTE OF SPACE

YES MY SECRET IT OUT. IT IS I YOUR LORD CALIBORN. YOU WONDERED HOW I CAN KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT HOMESTUCK AND NOW IM TELLING YOU THAT I LEARNED IT ALL BY WATCHING THE SCREENS ON MY PLANET THAT I WORKED SO HARD TO UNLOCK. IT WAS A LONG JOURNEY BUT NOTHING I COULD NOT ACCOMPLISH WITH MY GREAT AND MIGHT SWAG. AFTER THE SCREENS SHOWED ME MANY THINGS I DECIDED TO FORGE A TUMBLR AS A PLACE TO CONTINUE MY MASTERPIECES. I KNEW IT WOULD BE CHILDS PLAY FOR ME SINCE I HAD ALREADY CONQUERED THE DEVIANTARTS AND THE VINE. WHILE TO YOU ALL IT SEEMS LIKE IVE BEEN POSTING FOR YEARS IT FOR ME HAS ONLY BEEN A FEW DAYS. I DECIDED TO GO UNDERCOVER SO PEOPLE WOULD NOT BE INTIMIDATED BY MY COOLNESS. DID YOU EVER WONDER WHAT THE T IN MOD T STOOD FOR? BECAUSE IT STOOD FOR TIME WHICH IT WHAT I HOLD DOMINION OVER AS ITS LORD.

Wait, when did Cal get the bunny?

lonely-and-the-infinite-sadness

Lil Seb got knocked into the ocean on Earth and he stayed there for a really long time until Gamzee found him and gave him to Caliborn.

mod T im terrified of your homestuck knowledge

Anonymous

Why don't the alpha kids have sprites? (like nannasprite or davesprite, not their icon sprites)

Anonymous

They do, or did I guess, Tavrissprite and Fefetasprite both exploded. But Arquiussprite and Erisolsprite are still around.

supposing Gamzee still got involved in the new retconned timeline

What was the Handmaids curse?

pileofrats

She was forced to serve Lord English and her lifespan was extended.

On page 003953, we learn that Terezi uses her cane like nunchucks. But later, I think it's during [S] Cascade, we see her using her caneswords. Is this just a continuity thing, or did I just miss something?

Anonymous

Those were two different canes.

Hey can I ask how the trolls and kids were able to travel to each other's planets even before reaching god tier?

Anonymous

The gates above their planets lead to other planets.

I've always been confused about this. Aranea and Vriska have the same abilities right? They can control certain trolls and control humans sleeping patterns, but in [S] Game Over Aranea was controlling the sword that killed Jake and Jane. I thought telekinesis was the Megido's ability only. Am I wrong?

Anonymous

Yes, Aranea was controlling several Damara ghosts to move things for her.