I DONT KNOW WHAT BILLIARDS IS BUT HERES HOW MY SESSION WORKED. I HAD TO DO A BUNCH OF BORING SHIT WHICH LET ME TALK TO MY DENIZEN. HE GAVE ME TWO CHOICES ONE THAT WAS STUPID AND THAT I WOULD NEVER CHOOSE AND ONE THAT LET ME CONQUER WORLDS AND KILL THING. AFTER I PICKED THE OBVIOUS CHOICE SKAIA EXPLODED INTO FIFTEEN PLANETS. I HAD TO CONQUER EACH ONE IN ORDER EXCEPT I HAD TO SAVE THE EIGHTH ONE FOR LAST FOR SOME REASON. EACH PLANET HAD A TIME LIMIT THAT GOT SHORTER AS I WENT FROM ONE PLANET TO ANOTHER. THEY ALSO HAD MINIONS THAT GOT STRONGER AS I PROGRESSED AS WELL. TO CONQUER THE PLANET I HAD TO GO TO ITS CORE AND GET A CUEBALL BOMB WHICH I HAD TO USE TO LAUNCH THE PLANET INTO THE BLACK HOLE. AND EVERY TIME A CONQUERED A PLANET I GOT A MINION GUY WITH A COLORED HAT MOST OF THEM WERE PRETTY USELESS. AFTER I DESTROYED ALL THE PLANETS MY HOME TURNED INTO THE LAND OF COLORS AND MAYHEM AND EVENTUALLY I’ll TAKE MY PUPPET MINIONS AND KILL YALDBOOB FOR WHICH I WILL BE GIVEN IMMORTALITY FOREVER AND THE ABILITY TO KILL WHATEVER I WANT.

UNKNOWN BUT THAT DIRK LOOK A LIKE THAT LIVED WITH HIM HAD A LARGE SUM OF EARTH CURRENCY SO HE COULD HAVE OWNED THE WHOLE BUILDING FOR ALL I KNOW

HE USED A TIME MACHINE HE GOT FROM SOME BITCH IN ONE OF THOSE DREAMBUBBLES

THAT STUPID HONKING MORON IS NOT GOD TIER ITS JUST A FUCKING COSTUME. AS FOR HOW RAISED ME AND MY DEAD SISTER, HE USED TIMETRAVEL.

I WOULD LIKE INTERATE THAT WHILE I AM BEING CALIBORN FOR THE DAY THIS IS NOT BECOMING A ASK CALIBORN BLOG AND WILL FUNCTION AS USUAL SO DONT SEND IN ASKS THAT ARENT ACTUALLY ASKING ANYTHING OF RELEVANCE , BUT TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION I MIGHT BE AS SCANDALOUS AS TO HOLD HIS HAND BUT ANYTHING FARTHER THAN THAT WOULD JUST BE PLAIN DISGUSTING, I DO HAVE SOME CLASS YOU KNOW.

AS IF YOU EVEN NEED TO ASK, OBVIOUSLY ITS MAPLEHOOF WITH MY JUJU LIL CAL COMING IN A CLOSE THIRD RIGHT AFTER MYSELF.

THIS IS AN EASY ONE. ITS BECAUSE THAT BITCH PROTOTYPED HER SPRITE WITH HER DREAMSELF WHEREAS THAT COOL GUY’S SPRITE WAS PROTOTYPED WITH DOOMED TIMELINE VERSION OF HIMSELF. AND WHEN YOU DIE PN A QUEST BED YOU BECOME YOUR DREAMSELF.

YOU SHOULD READ TODAY’S HOMOSUCK UPDATE, I MAKE IT PRETTY CLEAR THAT ONE DAY I WILL BE THE BEEFED UP VERSION OF MYSELF AT SOME POINT IN THE FUTURE.

11 SWAG

IT ONLY TOOK ME A FEW MONTHS. ITS VERY IMPRESSIVE HOW MUCH I IMPROVED IN SUCH A SHORT TIME. IM SURE ALL YOU WATCHING AT HOME ARE EXTREMELY JEALOUS OF MY ART SKILLS.