How did Gamzee disease that universe??
Anonymous
He used chucklevoodoo to create the harlequin puppet to haunt John’s dreams which caused him to draw Harlequins on him wall which made Dad think John liked harlequins and got him that big one which John would prototype and then the Black Queen made everyone wear harlequin hates which prompted Jack to kill her, take the ring, and eventually become Bec Noir the unbeatable opponent that started the Reckoning early and fucked up the trolls.
yUo are forgetting yoUr qUirk, my fair brother.
Anonymous
NO IM NOT, I KILLED YOU AND STOLE YOURE UPPERCASE U
caliborn more like caliDEAD
Anonymous
IM AFRAID YOURE MISTAKEN, YOURE THINKING OF MY SISTER
Is homestuck trash?
Anonymous
How Karkat gave cancer to that one universe?
Anonymous
HE DIDNT, HE JUST THINKS HE DID BECAUSE HES A SELFLOATHING PIECE OF CRAP. THE CLOWN TROLL WAS THE ONE THAT ACTUALLY DISEASED THE UNIVERSE.
Oh my god, I started it. I started making you Caliborn.
the-carrot-clarinet
HOW COULD YOU MAKE ME CALIBORN WHEN I WAS ALREADY HIM
This has become an Ask Caliborn blog. Happy 4/13
Anonymous
THIS IS NOT AN ASK CALIBORN BLOG. THIS IS A BLOG WHERE I EDUCATE YOU INFERIOR BEINGS ABOUT THE TRUTHES OF HOMESTUCK.
When you ascended to god tier why didn't your tooth and leg heal? Are you faking god tier like your clown friend?
kuroyamigetsu
THE CLOWN IS NOT MY FRIEND HE IS MY HENCHMAN. HOW DARE YOU PUT THAT PIECE OF SHIT ON MY LEVEL. tUmUt
Caliborn, what spontaneous new art medium will you use next to portray your tragic life story and rise to power? Personally, I'm hoping for finger puppets, but you only have like what, three fingers on each hand?
lesbian-mawile
I WILL HARNESS THE POWER OF GOANIMATE TO MAKE HOMOSUCK THE MOVIE
Today is my birthday, an i have been greeted by an onslaught of Caliborn on my dash. Today is a good day.
pastrytown-deactivated20190204
